Self suck will give world peace

fuck women. I dont need you anymore and I dont go to war against my fellow men just because you suck me of

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This is gay, anyone who does this is gay
Kys faggot

How is it gay when it's my own dick?

I am not elastic enough to do that.

Because you're sucking a dick

go suck off Olaf Scholtz and eat Armin Meiwes you german degenerate

I used to be able to suck my own dick.

You need a big enough dick to do it.

But man, does it make your back hurt.

I rather lube up, and just watch VR Porn these days.

Those titties look so real in your face!

I can do it and even deepthroat myself but its not worth it, maybe if you numbed your mouth somehow.

It has its pros and its cons.
It's masturbation but also a blowjob, and you can get the gains spent gainz right back (good protein). But yeah, post-nut clarity hits a lot harder.

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Thank God I'm physically not able to do this. This will turn anyone into a faggot. I'm not a faggot but I would've done this in childhood like anyone else.

sucking your own dick makes you a schizo gay, it is a paradox thing

So by your logic if you masturbate someone else dick with your hand its not gay?

And if you masturbate you're giving a handjob. And if you have a dick, you're touching a dick at all times. How then is it possible to be straight?

I forget where I read it, but the comment was that it doesn't feel like getting your dicked sucked; it just feels like you're sucking a dick.

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Can confirm. And even though sucking my own dick kind of turns me on on some level (no homo) it's still not worth it. Plus it will hurt your back and it's probably dangerous.

>he doesn't have an AutoBlow

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>t. μικρό πέος

I don't know man, jizz smells bad and that looks uncomfortable, count me out.

It isn't. At this point a neo vagina is the only solution.
>touch vagina 24/7
>become ultra chad

I used to be able to suck my own dick when I was like 12-16, back when I still did gymnastics, but I've lost a ton of flexibility. It helped me get layed though, showed a girl I could do it and she just scooted in and started sucking it with me, then we fucked.

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but it is your own.
it is more gay if you got an arm transplant and wank

The women fear the home self sucker.

only Chads do self suck.
You need a big dick and must be in good shape to do it.
Show a girl that you can suck your own dick she will automaticaly see you as alpha