…zZZzzzz…

It is funny because greentexts are the same color as Jägermeister.

joe derosa looks terrible

I had a Stretch Armstrong that looked exactly like this. Fun fact the pus stuff inside is like a superglue solvent.

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Soon.

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That's cartoonish levels of skinnyfat

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don´t post photos of me without my consent

Please see a medical professional.

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Most of it is excess fluid from his liver that's filled his abdominal cavity because he drinks so fucking much.

is this possible natty?

SHHHHHHHHHHH

> Wake me up when the ethnostate’s here…..zzzZZZZzzz

Yes. Just don't walk more than 100 steps a day and eat 5000 calories a day + lots of alcohol and you can have this body in 2 years.

(GOY) SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

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How much realistically would you have to drink?

He'll figure it out dude, it just takes few jäger shots.

what a fucking drama queen. Oh no, someone jerking off next to me. Get a grip.

It's 2022, not 2032

based coomer