Joining the US Army?

Is it a good idea? So I'm 18, 5'7", and 115 lbs. I was born a male and I still identify as a male (he/him)(cis). I'm worried that given my age and stature, I may suffer a bit of hazing by the other men in my platoon, or whatever. Any anons presently or formerly in the service that can offer some advice on this?

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>5'7"
My friend you dont need army, you need to transition, i can invite you to our discord if you want, i bet you would look cute in a dress :).

Getting hazed was the best night of my life. I got held down and fucked in every hole by 10 men who ended up being my best friends. You won't regret joining the army.

>I still identify as a male (he/him)(cis)
contradiction

Gain 50lbs of lean mass first then yes

I still identify as a male but I was speaking with a MTF transgendered on Discord just last night, as a matter of fact. I've considered taping, dressing up like a woman, and strutting my stuff out on the town to see how it makes me feel.

I'm 5'4 and I was in the Army for a couple years. It can be done. Obviously you have a lack of confidence, and going through the military and figuring it out will get you it by the time you leave. As long as you put in your 100%, there will be enough guys on your side to stop anybody else from fucking with you.

> I was born a male and I still identify as a male (he/him)(cis)

The fact that you actually stated this in the manner that you did, I believe you would be perfect for the military.

So you're saying that it definitely will happen, but it will ultimately be a critical team building exercise from which I'll make life long friends?

The first day I joined the army. I got hazed hard. Some meathead shoved a broom up my ass and stole all my lunch money. It was the best day ever.

>I may suffer a bit of hazing by the other men in my platoon, or whatever

You and everyone else will be far too miserable throughout your time there to bother with that. If you’re going for the bennies then just do AF. If you’re there because you’re following some sense of patriotism then LMAO

Are you sure it was a "broom?" Do they wear rubbers during the hazing?

Can you report posts that are technically on topic but also extremely gay?

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>This post is extremely low quality
Try it

I need the video for this asap

im in the army now im 5'9" i felt so feminine they payed from my transition now im a beautiful woman and everyone respects and lusts after me

I think it was an exhibit tendered to Congress during a hearing on hazing in the Army. They played the video, though. It was about twenty minutes long and they watched all of it.

its natural for an american to be a homosexual gay faggot. You'll take the BBC easily

Were you the guy sucking the dildo in this WebM?

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>So I'm 18, 5'7", and 115 lbs. I was born a male and I still identify as a male (he/him)(cis).
If you have those dimensions and have to say "still identify", you shoud just become a girl user

His fraternization forbidden or at least frowned upon? And by fraternization I mean coitus or sodomy.

Wrong one, here it is.

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I service my commanding officer openly it is encouraged

Kys, shit thread, zoomer faggot speak

you have to be vaxxed so if you are fine with that then go ahead

Well, no...I'm not in the Army yet, but thanks for sharing that webm as it illuminated a lot for me. Specifically, it appears that my hazing will be worst than I thought.

Vietnamese and Taliban are shorter than Americans and they won. Albanians and Kosovars are shorter than Serbs and they won too.

You’ll make a fine bitch for Major Woody, I’m sure.

Do you identify as male? Does your CO have a penis? By "service" do you mean "fellate?" Are you blowing him in front of the whole platoon? How big is the penis?

>ywn be the wimpy femboy recruit who's kinda useless but sexually pleases the rest of the platoon and their big real men penises

why live

I just want to serve my Country in a manner that best suits my abilities, Sir!