Whats the most cunning and sneaky jewish thing you have ever done in your life ?

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The only person who ever screwed me out of anything in business was a jew. Everyone else I've had no issues getting payment from; but the jew disappeared after it was time to pay up. $4000. The worst part was that I agreed to do the work at a discount in the first place; and he still didn't pay up!

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As for the actual question i used to buy cough medicine from dollar tree to get high
I turned in my application with two bottles of cough gels in hand and then worked as a cashier stealing pills and candy every shift, occasionally even buying it on my break and dosing then

I became a manager, kept showing up fucked up, and eventually learned how to steal from the deposit
they tried to interview me one day but i stayed home hungover, and then never came back

I knocked a glass of water off the table and it fell on the router. My roommates were furious and demanded to know who did it and I blamed the black roommate who was already sketching everyone out with his crackhead behavior. I knew it would be an easy sell. He was kicked out. I was thousands of miles away from home , young and scared. Im glad I avoided homelessness .

>The worst part was that I agreed to do the work at a discount in the first place;
kek

I've had the inverse experience. Jews have always paid promptly, and paid well. One guy said it is Jewish custom to pay all day's debts before sundown, and indeed, he did.

gigabased

bombed an american school in gaza, but that's not sneaky, or jewish. imo.

Not something I did, but what was done to me. This one time, I offered to pay $10 000 to anyone who could definitively prove with empirical evidence that the holocause happened at the scale and intentionality as is asserted in history books. A jew presented no empirical evidence whatsoever, took me to court for the $10 000, and the judge ruled that the scale and intentionality of the holocaust is self-evident and that I owed the man ten thousand shek-- DOLLARS. Currently appealing.

>shopping at Walmart in Mexico for St Paddy’s day
>surprisingly, they have 4packs of Guinness pub draft cans, not a regular item
> put 2 in the cart
> cashier scans them and 4pack rings up as price of single can cashier does not notice a problem
> go back to beer aisle, grab all the Guinness they have and go back to same cashier.
> buy 1 get 3 free
I hope that cashier didn’t get in trouble for that

Ricky…

I'm also literally nova scotian as well

You brought it on yourself. You forgot you were a small fish in a big pond, and that the psychosocial ecology you live in was not tailored towards you and your fellows. Let this be a wakeup call to how power and organization works, your fellow goy will turn against you in favor of their masters and whatever garbage they were hypnotized with by the television.

I once stood on the steps of a synagogue and beat anyone with a little hat using my whip, upsetting their little tables and scattering their pennies.

God, that's greeaasy!

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He returns, the eternal cycle.

Crossdressed

This one time I went to the store to buy limes for drinks but there were only 3 limes left and they had all turned yellowish. I was disappointed in their lack of limes but I took those 3 anyway.
So when the cashier asked "Are these limes or lemons?" I said lemons, because lemons cost less.

Wow I'm going to call you 1 for 3 from now in. HI ONE FOR FREE. such a fun convince store.

I own a house, car, and land. I do not work nor do I have work experience, no education beyond a high school diploma. No family and no children. I obviously jewed someone but I'll never tell

Yooo, that's genius, how did you fake that? I look native but I'm Iranian, I'd love to fake chug status so I can go live in the US lmao.

The most kike thing I've ever done was sell a piece of shit car with rust and rod knock for 6K

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Put a very expensive tv into a very cheap tv's box.
Walmart doesn't give a shit about anything.

Weird, Jewish clients have always tipped me, are you sure this guy wasn't Iranian or a poo?

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Buy something for $10 and sell it for $50

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You don't have to tell me how you did it, but I am impressed that you were able to do that without getting caught.

what's your height and weight?

>needing to examine this closely to know
ngmi

Never. I'm never doing cunning and sneaky jewish stuff, I'm a perfect human being. There was only this one time, when I fucked your mother, we had to be cunning and sneaky so your dad doesn't find out.