There's an orgy in my town

I'm buying a ticket. What's the most based thing I can do when I show up? I'm not putting my dick in these people either so be creative. I will post results. I'm a fucking sperg so don't doubt me for 1 second.

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Unironically make a call from a payphone to "get it canceled"
Then make your way to the location with your ticket dressed like a faggot and act surprised when the bomb squad turns you away
They'll think you're a victim, not the caller

Shoot up the fucking degenerates. Full fire and brimstone. Throw in something about monkey pox.

Or, you know, be ACTUALLY based, and do what YOU want to do, instead of doing what some shitposter on Any Forums told you to do.

And if it doesn't get canceled, check in or whatever, let them scan your ticket, and then leave saying you had second thoughts

If your phone call fails, do not get caught crashing the orgy or you will become a suspect

Alternatively, i would ironically condone this anons joke

Eat a fuckton of food and drink a bunch of laxatives a few hours before

When you get there just spray shit everywhere while screaming "Clean it up Janny!"

Get monkeypox before going to the event lol

It's so fucking easy to not be a virgin in 2022.

I can't believe you chuds have a hard time getting laid.

Seriously, have sex.

Spread monkeypox

>reddit spacing

Piss on as many people as possible whilst quoting the Unabomber manifesto.
If that doesn't work, just tell people you're HIV positive, and they are bigots for excluding you.

I like this idea. It would inflict the most damage with the least amount of accountability.

Damn it already passed. Was gonna buy myself a ticket to this one you posted.
If you find any more, post them here. I got loads of cash to blow, may as well use it on something other than drugs or steam games.

Can you imagine the headlines and the interviews?
This would be legendary

Cuddle Parties aren't orgies, at least they didn't used to be. One of my relatives was top person in the national Cuddle Party office. They had lots of rules about the operation of parties and formal training programs to ensure everyone understood what was appropriate. But he died years ago and maybe that scene has strayed since then.

Wear a gimp suit and three Go-Pros on your head and just stare at everyone uncomfortably.
If they try to kick you out it’s a hate crime.

Look for fire code violations and call the police. Check the occupancy limit of the building beforehand

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Is it a Piss Orgy (it is what it sounds like)

There are only 40 y.o. married boomers in such clubs.

lmfao this

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you just know that the kind of people attending this are some of the most disgusting looking "humans" you could imagine.

>August 15th

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Bring a vuvuzela and play it until everyone leaves

Bring s&m gear and a giant strap on. Tie one of the patrons up and just leave them there so they have to complain to the outer partygoers and then you watch them fumble around with it as you fuck up everyone orgies. And wear the strap on and take really hard turns so that your clocking people in the face with it.

bring a big cauldon of chilli with you and spill it on the main floor. if they say anything say you're cospalying as the fat guy from the office

Put flyers of this in all local mosques

Please be in Bucharest

>all those women in the photo
its not going be like that
it's going to be the most disgusting vile faggots to exist

Kek

unless you have a time machine to go back to 15th aug you aint doing shit

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Quality idea

I got laid yesterday.
Can you say the same you fucking tranny?

If so Eat noodles with lots of oil (drink the soup, add lots of chili) then offer to piss on everyone's face.

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No idea. I was looking for farmers markets and stumbled upon it.

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well unless you invent a time machine

Cosplay Hitler.

Hang out and wait until everyone starts groping and fucking. If anyone asks if you want to join in, just tell them you're into voyerism (turned on by observing). While everyone is distracted, deploy stink bombs in hidden locations and leave. Wait outside the venue at a safe distance to see how long it takes for to exit the venue with erect penises and nude.

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Another this Monday.

Dangerously based