How the hell do you get a girlfriend in the era of online dating...

How the hell do you get a girlfriend in the era of online dating? Where a girl has access to a million Chads with the touch of a button? This truly is the worst time for dating. At least back in the day women would get with you for your financial stability. Now it's 100% on your height/looks

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Cool thread bro can't wait to see where this one takes us

idk. I'm a right wing chud and can't get any women. it sucks.

I got a girlfriend, who’s like taller than me, by just not being desperate and climbing on top of her shoulders

I found my wife 9 years ago via online dating and it was tough, but not impossible. Some guide points...
>you're not gonna land a girl as hot as you would like on the internet as you would irl through in-person manipulation by virtue of mere spatial proximity (i.e. classmate, coworker, etc). So lower your expectations.
>the hotter ones on the internet are attainable if you have a lot of money
>the hotter ones on the internet are attainable if you're over 6'2" and not fat
>the hotter ones on the internet are attainable if you have a lot of free time and money so you can take them on exotic vacations (if you were wondering why so many women have "I love to travel," in their profiles, this is why.

Also, related to the last point - this is actually the most important advice I can give you - filter out women who have "travelling" as an interest.

Anyone who posts in this thread is cursed and will never have a girlfriend beyond this point. You’ve been warned

Just go outside and have sex, incel.

Don't be a creep, don't take things to heart, if your not good looking be funny, post interesting photos of yourself. Like doing things that would be fun to do as a date like kayaking/hiking/snowboarding/shooting guns. Also get a puppy. Exaggerate in a humorous way not in a sad desperate loser way. Dinner doesn't mean sex. Sex doesn't mean she's your girlfriend either. Become a better judge of character and don't waste your time on crazy substance abusing burnouts without a job.

The trick is to remember not every female is online dating, those are worth more than the ones online dating, and you need to go outside to get them

>kayaking/hiking/snowboarding/shooting guns.
My only hobbies are anime, video games, motorcycles and cycling.

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Online dating is only ignorant whores. They think theyre something special because they receive dozens of messages from random fuckboys who just want to fuck.. Here in germany its now filled with troons, ukrainians (Most of them either have kids), niggers, muslims and fat german cunts who act like theyre some middle east whores, covered in makeup and cum powder from last night at the shisha bar

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>motorcycles
>can't get women

My wife warned me years ago that I won't be getting a girlfriend unless I'm willing to do the dishes for once. Apparently stacking the dishes so she can put them in the dishwasher doesn't count. I'm fine with that.

financial stability? you stupid or something fucking idiot? Women always want what's in your wallet no matter what they just want to take advantage of it and steal everything you have.

You know how many women are with manlets that provide nothing but money buy them cars and houses there are?

If only height and looks matter I'd be the biggest chad around.

quit coping with the "oh its because im a short retard with a small penis"

Motorcycles is nothing but a man's hobby dude. I can tell you've never had one because there are zero women at bike meets

>quit coping with the "oh its because im a short retard with a small penis"
I am short and I do have a small penis. I also have £80k savings sitting in my bank and my own apartment. So I have financial stability but no one wants me still.

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Of course they're not going to bike meets, that would involve interest in it as a hobby. You're not looking for a woman to engage intellectually about motorcycles

I used to pick up chicks on a scooter. If you got a fucking motorcycle then you shouldn't have any problems.

I forgot to mention I have Aspergers

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Ah, in that case what you need to do is get the exact outfit from the main character of the movie Drive

Put her in her place. I stack the dishes in the dishwasher because my wife says if she does everything, cook nightly plus clean the house I wont appreciate it as much. So the one compromise is stacking the dishes because she knows I make like 3x what she does and that's because my job is probably hard (it isnt, just a high barrier of entry). If you are the breadwinner there is no reason shit needs to be equal and if you arent wtf are you doing and fucking take care of her already.

strong standards dont give in. they will find you if your worth a damn

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Yeah, I'm very sure that I don't want anyone in my life who wants things. There's not enough money to handle my own wants. Mine come first. End of subject.

I am short but have large pp
Girls like me sometimes, but I'm shy and have strong opinions.

Fucking hell, this
This board is now the following;
- incel threads
- ukraine shills
- occupy democrats

I'll never forget a gif that I saw on Any Forums of some ugly and fat 2/10 30-something roastie instantly swiping through dozens of men. It was one of the worst black pills that I've ever seen since even the super ugly chicks that I never would have dated in a million years 10+ years ago have now become the equivalent of famous supermodels who are beating off hundreds of desperate male suitors every single day. She legit didn't even spend 1 second analyzing these guys' profiles. And even though the gif's resolution wasn't all that great, I could still till that the guys that she was insta rejecting weren't ugly losers. They looked to be pretty solid 7+/10s. But that's enough for even ugly chicks now. Now even the bottom of the barrel chicks are only interested in the top 1% of men.

I’m short too, but the thing is that you have to embrace your inner italian.

You know the Aspergers is the problem right and that you literally have to learn body language signs. I'm mildly autistic (actually) with a wife (and mistress though shes turning fat and clingy since she hit 30).
The trick is becoming good enough at EQ (emotional intelligence) you are mistaken for eccentric instead of autistic. As long as you have the money to pull it off and it sounds like you do then that's your main issue. People think I'm eccentric with a short fuse except for my best friend and also my brother who know what's up.
Buy Definitive Book of Body Language as a basic primer, read it, memorize it. Then get Joe Navarro's books which are more intermediate and do the same.
The goal out of this is to recognize that as an autismo the less you say is the better, and what to say at different points so it's the least damaging thing that comes out of your mouth. Also start listening to various standups that specialize in irony and absurd stories so you better understand irony and timing. Stay the fuck away from deprecating humor, it took me a couple years to learn deprecating humor is one of the most unattractive things you can say to a woman. Its definitely a man to man only use.

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