Be African airline pilot...take a nap midair.
Be African airline co-pilot...why does he get to sleep but I don't?...also takes nap midair.
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Be African airline pilot...take a nap midair
Hudson Williams
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Luke Peterson
inb4 they blame Boeing
Alexander Ramirez
being on time is actually not their thing. it was imposed by white colonizers
Brandon Bailey
dey dindu nuffin
Charles Ross
Boeing should have put in an ignition interlock connected to a facial recognition camera with 3D skull shape mapping and color sensor.
either that or a you have to answer a math question to start the engine
Noah Phillips
Isaac James
>Ethiopia
you could say the same thing about eating food
Brandon Ward
>"user, eat your food! There are poor children in Ethiopia who doesn't get to eat, and is starving!"
>Average annual population growth of Ethiopia: 2,5% since the 60s
Lying shits.
Connor Bennett
autopilot was on retard. Planes have flown themselves since the 60s
Nolan Jenkins
Aiden Clark
pilot still needs to initiate the enroute descent and fly the penetration and approach
Dominic Collins
>autopilot was on retard
African pilots are so dumb that the autopilot has a 'retard' setting. Thanks, user. I did not know that.
Liam Cooper
The autopilot was modelled after african pilots.
Ian Miller
Based African ork scientists
American niggers wouldn't even ever conceive of inventing anything this cool
Josiah Collins
The planes now also land themselves
Gavin Russell
>airplane safety featured worked as intended
It gives me peace of mind even if niggers fall asleep at the yoke, you're probably not gonna die
Xavier King
true
this w has the spirit of “adventure”
Samuel Jones
Very few planes have autoland and it's only used for cat III approaches
Matthew Gomez
>If
Nathan Peterson
Ethiopian Airlines?
How curious.
Christopher Nguyen
Aw hellnah. God damn Ethiopian airlines.
Jeremiah Hall
I never fail to laugh at the filename