American culture is centered around Bongs. They have holidays for Bongs. They killed hundreds of thousands of Germans to defend Bongs. They listen to Bong music. They elect Bong descendants as their presidents. They dress and act like Bongs. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from Bongs. They post sassy gifs of Bong actors. They watch sportsball invented by Bongs. They cheer for Bong boxer Tyson Fury and watch Bong teams like Liverpool, Chelsea and Man City. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honour of great Bong men like George Washington and Thomas Paine. They speak Bong and adopt Bong slang and phraseology. When you say "Floyd" they're not thinking of American boxer Floyd Mayweather or great American civil rights leader George Floyd. They're thinking of 70s Bong rock band Pink Floyd. Their cities are completely overrun with Bongs. They worship their ZOGbot global police force of soldiers that protect Bong interests. Their men sit around watching Peaky Blinders while their women sit around watching Harry Potter and fantasising about Big Bong Cock. They worship Bongs like Henry Cavill, Ed Sheeran, David Bowie and the late John Lennon while also worshipping the Bongs who actually built their country. Their movies are filled with Bongs and their music charts are topped by Bongs. Their housewives religiously follow every movement of Bong royalty and swoon over refined Bong accents. They use archaic Imperial Bong measurements. Their entire legal system is based on Bong Common Law. They watch Bong porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about Big Bong Cocks instead. They will tell you how much they hate Bongs and how the teaboo meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love Bongs but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of Bong loving Bong spawn.
American culture is centered around Bongs. They have holidays for Bongs...
Anglofrankish culture is centered around jews.
As a literal Anglofrankish mutt I concur, we're literally just modern-day Varangian Guard.
I feel very strange about this creative license OP has taken with the nigger worship pasta.
Based
at least two of our presidents are not bong decendant and there's probably more i can't think of
Van Buren was fucking dutch or something and i don't think he even spoke english as a first language and Obama is obviously a nigger
>Bong boxer Tyson Fury
>go to England on vacation with some friends
>we have to meet at the hotel at @9pm
>it starts to get dark out
>go to check my watch
>I forgot it
>Decide to go ask someone
>find someone to ask
>ARE YOU WIMBLY FOURS MATE!? IM CRIMBO NINAN SAX APPLE SMIBBLY DIN BIBBLY CHAP
>have no idea what he just said, ask him to repeat it
>YOU WOT
>he starts to laugh maniacally
>Big Ben rings out
>everyone stops in the fucking street
>a carriage with the initials HRH rides down the street
>the fucking queen herself sticks her head out YOU GITS DID YE HEAR THAT!? IT BE 6 BONG
>driver pokes his head out
>6 BONGERS?
>another man leaps out of the sewer
>6 FECKING BONG?
>people start pouring out in the street
>YA WANKERS IT BE CRIMBO SIX-A-BONG- >store clerks and chimney sweeps chanting SIX A-BONG SIX A-BONG
>we try to get away, the filth is choking me
>SIX A-BONG, SIX A-BONG, OLLY JOLLY ITS SIX-A-BONG!
>the lyrics drown everything out, can't avoid the dancers
>BANG UP THE KNACKERS AND SMACK YER MUM-
>OLL IN THE STREETS ITS SIX A-BONG!
>fish and chips being thrown into the air en masse at this point
The US entered the war after Pearl Harbor actually. No public support before that. We tend to forget you guys exist at all if I'm being honest. Anything from the UK is kind of like watching the muppets.
>No public support before that.
Stretching the truth a bit are we?
>mfw my current boss is a bong
WHY DO THEY HAVE THE GOLD CHIN STRAP IF IT ONLY GOES ON THE CHIN AND NOT SECURED UNDER IT!?
It's not a strap, it's face protection called a curb-chain.
250 years
380+ million shitskin immigrants
100 years ago you could say that america and britain are like the same people a bit but now?
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fucking swarth nation
I get this is probably a meme, but why in the fuck do our normie women give so many fucks about the royal family? My mom STILL brings up royal family horseshit to me after all these years of me telling her I don't give a fuck. If I ask her why she cares, she just says it's interesting. Normie sluts at work care about this shit too. Can spout off Princess Diana info but don't know where the fuck Wales is.
Why?
This was fucking epic
Lmao!
Lol.
Unironicly this
Cynically? Royalty seems is appealing to the female psyche in a similar way to celebrities or any other high status individual. Why? Because they are social ladder climbers; they pay attention to that which they might glean some morsal of insight in order to emulate that which is high status. They can also fantasise and self-insert into that fantasy. The same reason they like reading trashy novels.
Needs an acid attack in the story
Most of us until recently were genetically Bongs. It's not like we've ever denied that. Our trailer trash look like they moved out of your council housing last week. The purest Bong stock we have due to their cousin marriages.