How do I move to Russia?

I'm tired of the globohomo trans atlantist agenda in this country and of the decreasing living standards. I can speak Russian pretty okay and are willing to learn. How do I move there?

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Wtf?

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Just wait until they invade Poland. Then you can move freely like in the EU.

if I was younger I would def be learning Russian and getting ready to leave

>tired of decreasing living standards
>actually thinks life in russia is better
you realize this board is satire right?

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idiots
russia is dying land infested with churkas and hachees
she's fighting against the world and shall be lgbtq+-= utopia in 30 years
do you really want to fight against churkas in our continentwide northern lands of Eurasian Hearthland instead of flowering gardens of australia and warm savannas of polonia??

go to Russian embassy?
afaik Belarus has visa-free regime
as for Russia, it would help if you'd work in IT and some Russian company would hire you, you'd get residence permit

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Everyone tells me I will be killed if I do.
Apparently, speak Russian, be able to support yourself, get education, or bring a skill.
I can farm, code, humanities, and multitudes of skills/talent.
Talk to the consultant in your country. The Russian consultant.

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>please teach us how to into code, our smartest people protested the war once and we jailed them for 2 weeks so they got the fuck out of there

Walk East. Sooner or later you get to Russia.

If you're born in USSR and speak russian you can get citizenship in 14 days no problems. Дa, я знaю, ибo гoвopю пo pyccки. Хoхлы cocaть

>multitudes of skills/talent
Did you study the blade? Perhaps the way of the ninja?

Globohomo can be avoided if you live in a small town / village in any EU country. Why would you move to a place where pizzas cost 11€?

drink yourself to death, you'll be there in no time

you can't legally have dual citizenship in some countries
e.g. in Lithuania

>Why would you move to a place where pizzas cost 11€?
you get paid in rubles and pizzas cost in rubles
you think pizzas are cheaper here (without western EU's salaries)?

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>you get paid in rubles and pizzas cost in rubles
900 rubles is ~14 Euro. Average salary is ~35k rubles. Go figure how good Russia is.
>you think pizzas are cheaper here (without western EU's salaries)?
Your pizza cost less, that's for sure.

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compare apples to apples, you Mormon

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stupid zoomers, measure the welfare of the country in pizza)

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>no, you must use vodka metric!
Fuck off gramps, your time is over.