Is this real

is this real

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kek

What's the problem goy?

alright everyone, say the alphabet, but americanized. I'll start.

A a

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Umm, excuse me, but A is for Amazon!

B b

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A is for anal transfer of monkeypox to a child or a dog

sorry, I'm not american

B b

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C c

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C c

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C like Cola

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C
Commies

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D d

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adidas rightfully belong to the slavic alphabet

D is definitely for Dominos

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D for diabetes

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E e

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I'll just skip to the important part
N
Niggers

>U isnt Uber
Fake

Welcome to Costco
I love you

This seems like an ESL program to provide comprehensible input for kids/adults to understand letter sounds.

>Disney

N

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yes

F for fleshlight

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eye,,eye

The quintessence of Amerilard culture

E Estrogen

Beautiful reference

>U - United States postal service
That's 4 words to describe 1 letter.

H Hitler

disney sponsored language courses in china with
their characters to peddle their crap there

>american children learn alphabet with corporation names
>half of nouns used in america are just corporate brand names (kleenex, speedo, jansport...)
>america's idea of festival tradition is a parade of corporate mascots
>american landscape dominated by corporate logos and billboards, wilderness ruined and uninhabitable due to corporations spreading lyme ticks
>"if I wagecuck enough, maybe I'll become a corpocuck manager too and then it's my turn to bully and rape the world"
american culture revolves around corporations, second only to niggers

Yea, but that stopped last year when China kicked out all the private English schools. They still have the ESL Disney stuff in Japan and Korea; Sesame Street also has ESL courses for private English schools in Japan.

>kids in the future will associate the alphabet with goy brands

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D is for Durvet

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Z is for Zions Bancorporation
(it's a real)

Is this real?

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