We're opening a restaurant called the Good Goy Slop Shop. What'll be on the menu?
We're opening a restaurant called the Good Goy Slop Shop. What'll be on the menu?
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My smegma
Anything American cuisine
Pretzels filled with chili and cheese
Corn syrup soup
McDonaldd
Pepperoni tacos with extra pepperoni and cheese
Put strawberry jam on top somewhere. You can’t have slop without candy randomly placed on top of food
Call it
Mother effing bomborrito
Slop must always have a “badass” name so people feel cool while ordering it also stick something large in it so it protrudes. People love taking photos of food that have a random thing sticking out of it. Take a skewer and place brightly colored shredded plastic on it so it’s like a giant toothpick.
“What an adventure!” They think.
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outback steakhouse
kek
Onions bottles without the mechanical bottle openers
lmao can you just buy a fucking styrofoam box of ground up mystery meat in places? what the fuck?
4.99 rotisserie chickens shred em up, probably cheaper than that if you are going to go out and collect your own ingredients.
Mmm burger
Hotdogs, chicken fingers and chips.
lmao
if this thread was made by some fucking late night drunk marketing agency or some "restaraunt" executive to farm ideas, you're going to see this trash in some bullshit place in like 9 months.
that would outperform all expectations.
Hamboigahs
Chinese food
Peeetzas
Sloppy Joe with tots
i would offer all the disgusting things here posted by amerikaner but and this is the business idea big but, you mix it with a blender and serve them all in a homogenous brownish colored shake to drink. ofc with non plastic straws but thats self explainatory. i will not press charges on anybody for stealing this idea i'll give it away for free. thats a billion dollar idea. yeah. yw.
Foreskin jerky
That's about the only thing Weggys sells that's still reasonably priced
>good goy slop shop
>formerly chuck's
they just went up a dollar in my area. these fucking rotisserie chickens were as stable as the goddamn Costco Hotdog. Biden fucked those goddamn things up with his niggerdom anti inflation spending.
if Arizona Tea goes up in price in the next 2 years that is basically a sign of the end of the world. Costco hotdogs will go down with the ship.
Why is this shitty meme being pushed so hard?
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wdym shitty i haven't kek'd this hard in ages
>more forced memes for you to choke on
oh, like in the movie Wall-E