On Patrol: Live

How much money will we end up wasting on (((legally))) dealing with this wasted piece of shit fentanyl bitch?

I like it, if you're not already here, it's too late.

Narcan ought to be banned. Fentanyl is the plague

>Deputy Myasstits will be checking your bra

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FUcking Dan cutting away so no titty mishap. Boo!!!!

WTF is this OP

Pro-tip: When you're in cuffs, in the cruiser, shut the fuck up. The time to talk is to your public pretender 9:45 AM wednesday morning. The next time to talk is in front of a judge

literally millions

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hard drug creation/selling/trafficking should be madnatory death penalty

No, the lowest effort was from everyone else in the 400 post previous thread that didn't bake.

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>men can't have purses
that's pretty biggoted of you daniel abrams
It's actually diabolical if you're a male to do that then pick up a hooker

Brotha zoned out..

You are such a badass rebel

kek I got pulled over in front of my house one time, told the cop and he goes "Sure, everyone says that" Fucking cops man...he let me go but never believed it was my house
NO I'm not a braindead retard, I don't know how you can watch this show and still support this gang of retards

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It's European.

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they have to register firearms in florida?

imagine how much time and money could be saved if he just blew these worthless niggers' brain out right now

“I de not know dat” - and he lets him go…

They all goin free lmfao

yep

What did they get stopped for again?

DeSantisbros...

>cop says happy birthday
>nigs respond with happy birthday
Y-you too

Real bread here, fuck this low effort shit

Well, the question is, what do they use that gun for? It's legally owned and the owner has no felonies, they said. Nothing legally else they can do to see if that gun has any bodies on it.

no, the nigger didn't know the law and pulled that registration shit out of his ass

cops would just be speed trapping you, I prefer this.

Makes the uppity nigger cop look that much worse.

this, todays episode is almost over anyway

>yet another Taurus

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i'm guess it was on purpose since the fucking idiot cop is going to pin a giga bag of fent on one dumb user instead of the obvious drug dealer

homie didn't have his seatbelt on lmfao
the whole situation is retarded
>retarded law
>not followed by a retard
>who doesn't understand how to act around the police (ie gang of retards)
>has a gun (actually based as fuck)
>in a holster (also based)
>under the seat (also based but retardedly illegal)
>cops don't enforce the retarded law (based)
and they all go home to do retarded shit
USA 2022 jfc

20 minutes left and only 2 and a half minutes of Katie, Dan you need to do better.

If you don’t have concealed carry just put it on the dashboard or passenger seat where it’s considered in the open and there nothing they can say to you aslong as you don’t have one in the chamber and your good, in the south that is

>2 dollar bills
based drug traffickers

LET ME JUST TOUCH ALL THIS FENTY WITH NO GLOVES BRAH

i need one final update from nye county

>retarded law
I have come to realize that the seatbelt law is not to protect you but to protect the person that you hit for not being responsible for your death.

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They're in the threads but they're cucking us. They took Addy first and now they're taking her from us.

It's because Katie is having a quiet night. They focus on whatever they think has the best chance of ending in a chimpout
That's retarded too, no one should be responsible for shit. I wreck your car? Tough shit figure it out bud I aint your mommy

>2 dollar bills
They're just huge fans of Thomas Jefferson.

I got to see Zendejas nude, I'm content.

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they allow flying bots now? what a stupid move

No nigger, more like
>You die when hitting my car
>Your lawyer argues that I'm responsible for your retarded nigger brain death because you were too much of a nigger to put your seatbelt on
>I go to prison or owe millions

Desantis said he would make constitutional carry legal in Florida before his 1st term is over. The fame is going to his head and he is not keeping his promise unless October surprise but he is going to win in November anyway so he is beingna faggot real hard.

Black privilege.

Thomas Jefferson was a huge fan of drugs.

ty.

Dogownerbros, can I get a quick rundown on Cytopoint vs. Apoquel?

OP is a threadsplitting nigger, possibly belligerent. May also have an outstanding warrant for his arrest for faggotry.

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just feed them table scraps, they're dogs, I've seen them eat literal shit

This thread was created first retard.

>those tiny ass shorts
>that disgusting upper body spilling out
Why are they like this

Here let me put a very obvious piece of plastic over my zit…

listen bro, we're already here, there's 15 minutes left. you should have baked earlier.

Brehs she's built like Hank Hill

I don't have a dog. I'm just curious if the medicine with the better commercial was also the better medicine.

>lawyer
should not be a thing, can you imagine anything more (((subversive))) than a profession of talking
Any amount of gun restriction is unconstitutional. SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED that's the final word on the matter. Desantis shouldn't have a say in it at all.
You're the retard here, sorry but our OP is 20 seconds newer than yours
Delete before B& for not reading the sticky

I'd fuck that gilf

Jesus Christ get some pants that fit bitch

>8 replies
Nope

As long as men exist who find that attractive, women will do that.

I'm about to eat some motherfucking DENNY'S bros...this was a comfy episode.

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>how tight is it?

this creature is complaining the cuffs are too tight?

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This junkie has negative ass

EL GOBLINA

Would do - for some fent

>face "the unit"

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Those are some REALLY tight shorts.

GUTTA

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the bar for women is incredibly low and they still complain that it's too high

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Why do they have to zoom in on her…… ewie

whatever material those shorts are made of needs to be studied by scientists

>bent over and touch your toes
KEK

short short chola with a pucha welcome to Albuquerque~

Her shorts are so tight it's squeezed back around to her front.

Bitch guns is the least of your worries

Not my proudest fap

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

Car chase!!!!!!!

Knew something was up with that one

OH FUCK RUNNER

HIGH SPEED CHASE

VROOOOOOOOMMMM!

KINO ON THE MENU BOYS

why does every scenario end up so comedic?

Last minute chase. Let's hope they get him before it ends

I'm not even a Christian but you should probably go to church.

White male ponytail flannel shirt fleeing from the scene. He time traveled from 1990s Seattle and needs to accelerate to return.

great way to end it, hope he crashes

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DAN YOU FUCKING KIKE NO COMMERCIALS

is that.. the fuck MSN messenger alert?

thank u for the color

They won’t :^(

When we hit 88 MPH, you're gonna see some shit.

>it's the Back to the Future remake they promised wouldn't happen

More like El hank Hillo

This pussy is never going to catch the perp.

exactly yup it is hello fellow boomer

Dan shut it down, ads more important

"sorry guys but we need to take a quick break to your regular programmed goyslop"

>Things getting interesting
Better go to a break Dan.

WE ALSO HAVE A LIVE LOS ANGELES POLICE CHASE

Why do all pieces of shit drive Hyundais and Kias?

Just in time for another ad break!

They’ll be there in 3-5min

OH SHIT

>he was driving so fast it's the same guy