FBI = REBELS
MAR-A-LAGO = DEATH STAR
US CAPITOL ON JANUARY 6 = ALDERAAN
ADAM SCHIFF = LUKE SKYWALKER
ERIC SWALWELL = HAN SOLO
STACY ABRAMS = PRINCESS LEIA
SHAUN KING = FINN
KAMALA HARRIS = REY
JOE BIDEN = POE DAMERON
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WASHINGTON POST: LIZ CHENEY IS THE OBI-WAN TO DARTH DRUMPF
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Anthony Taylor
So trump is gonna kill Cheney?
Fuck yeah I’m excited
Aaron Smith
Definitely great at losing I give her that
Brayden Jones
Amazing how Andrew Tate can game algorithms more effectively than our vast media congolmerates can for the daughter of a former VP.
Joseph Ortiz
>opinion
Dominic Wilson
OP = Faggot
Michael Diaz
Trump is the sand to Liz Cheney's Anakin.
Carter Lewis
People get paid to write allegory and metaphors about fictional books/movies in relation to politics.
Surprised they didn’t use Harry Potter this time.
Brody Gonzalez
The propagandists in the US corporate media know their brain dead audience very well
Nathan Ward
>PUBLISHED opinion reaching millions of normie Marvel retards
Benjamin Torres
These people are so terminally off the rails
Landon Hernandez
Checked
Ayden Thomas
OP = FAGGOT JAR JAR BINKS
Ayden Howard
Adam Ortiz
The people that write this shit are mentally children. It's so damn sad.
Bentley Russell
Lmao they were literally calling her dad darth vader for the last 20 years. Hang all journalists, they’re an insult to truth
Isaac Stewart
Just look at this face. I can hear the conversation they had with him before he published this.
>hey boy
>you make a good case for Lizzy and you'll be on the fast track to the white house press pool
>hell, you get enough clicks and i can see you becoming the editor in chief around here
>hows that sound fella? They'll be callin you Big Chief
>make the party proud
>now get to work, Big Chief.
>oooooh lawd they gon call me chief
>aaahh sheeeeeit
>what do wypipo like?
>i know
>Obi-Wan in this bitch
>mmmm mmmm
>sorry trump you got to be vader
Camden Harris
no way this is real
Lucas Edwards
did this guy only ever watch episode 3 on mute?
Wyatt Howard
If she runs for President as an independent, at best she'll pull some stodgy never-trump Bush loyalists away from Biden. Trump voters are going to vote for Trump.
Josiah Thomas
>copehart
He’s probably half-Jew
Jaxon Carter
But who is Dumbledore?
Brandon Robinson
Jews = rulers of the world
Justin Moore
McFucking kill yourself.
John King
And there it is. The stupidest fucking thing I have read today. Of course it comes from the Washington Post and some fucking window licker named Capehart. Pure Pottery
Hudson Hughes
Liz Cheney is more like Delores Umbridge kek
Isaiah Hall
Yaaaaaawwwwnnnnn. Because Tom Steyer was SO successful unseating Trump. Dopey motherfucker spent $200 Million. All these weak-ass faggots do is make Trump stronger.
Carter Baker
Happy the dumb bitch lost. Wish the dems would hold their own accountable in the same way
Gavin Brooks
Angel Baker
lol
Dominic Long
Have they actually seen Star Wars? Vader is the chosen one who saves the day.
Mason Wright
who?
Elijah Perez
they seriously need to stop encouraging nitwits who only understand politics through fucking cape shit movies, to keep engaging in political discord.
when i was young and dumb i used to think more people should of been involved in politics but now that i know the average fucking idiot can't even tie his own shoes right with out a YouTube video, i seriously believe voting should be limited to specific groups of people, mostly married with children and a stake in the future of the nation.
cat ladies and soi boys need to be thrown in a fucking wood chipper and declare as lost in tax forms
Dominic Myers
She's literally Greedo now
Kevin Garcia
REMINDER:
The Jedi were terrorists.
Wyatt Lewis
I dont watch Harry Potter you queeb
Cooper Bell
I thought that as well, until I realized the writer of the article really believes the faggotry he’s saying:
youtube.com
Brody Sanchez
uh yeah it's ok to violate right because Grumph