ON PATROL: LIVE GAMETHREAD 4: WE WUZ PATERSON N SHIEET EDITION

This nigger really thinks the cops took his cash counting his cash like that

I dont like this color of people bros

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>When the reparations check hits your bank account

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could have been a joke, virgin

>muh nails
god help this country.

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In his defense he wouldn't make this mistake if we used the metric system.

Not a fan simple as

>THATS A LOT OF GREEN

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I thought the guy in patterson was a pajeet but now I cannot tell. Maybe he's a spic?

Niggers do that because cops will legit pocket their cash when they're not on camera.

I lol when all that money hes counting is going to be confiscated

That woman should quit she’s too small and cute she’s gonna die eventually

Fuck commie units

He looks Native.

Where the subs at?

Based cops

dude knew he was going to jail so he was counting his money to know if they stole it from him

>weed
>pills
>warrant
impressive level of niggerdry

Mystery meat.

oh it's a cuban or puerto rican something

I can save her.

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Never heard Spanish spoken with an Italian Jersey accent

More like making sure he had 10-15% for bail

Spic on Spic violence keep it up Beaners.

WOW

THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

Good times!

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COTW

lol imagine living somewhere where weed is illegal

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cops are told to let black people destroy things in order to continue collecting taxes from you

if the cops didnt exist, you would be able to kill every criminal that wronged someone with no trillion dollar complex to hunt you down for it

THIS RETARDED CALL THE COPS WITH AN ACTIVE WARRANT

>Crime of the week.
Oh shit I remember this dude from last week.

Kennesaw…

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kek I saw this on youtube. this nigger was wanted for murder

Niggers these days with their piled up spaghetti haircuts lmfao

>Any Forums post of the week

I was just thinking the same thing.

saw that same vid

DAN MAKE A COMMENT AFTER THIS

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Didn't a nigger shoot someone over fries recently?

kek I saw a thread about this earlier

Imagine what the bill the insurance company is looking at

Future doctor shouldnt be arrested

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ITS THIS GUY
youtu.be/_bSdesspko8

LMAOOO

get arrested over fries

Damn niggers really are that dumb huh?

What is it with niggers and complaining about McDs?

What have niggers not shot people over at restaurants at this point?
>AYO THERE AINT NO KETCHUP? BLAM BLAM BLAM

Nigga wilding out at a McDonald's with an active warrant, big brain move.

lmao the cop fell

>Am I under arrest?
>Yeah.

yep

MAYNE MUH FRIES BE COLD N SHEIT

How the fuck did they manage to let him run there

>just come over here bro and sign this
>am i under arrest
>no just come here
>am i under arrest
>yeah
lol lmao

>screams like a girl

the taser worked!

L O L
O
L

>YAH
>chase ensues
Kek

AHHHHHHH OAAAAAAAA

BUCK STATUS

the cop fell down lol

Screaming like a bitch

DON'T RUN NIGGER I SEE YOU

holy shit these cops need to start running practice

Whoa nog be REEEEEEEEE

Fat cop falls over within two steps!

Can you blame them, you got niggers in nyc murdering and letting go an hour after get arrested.

Lol NIGGA SCREAMIN LIKE SPONGEBOB

The stereotypes exist for a reason.

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because the cop tripped and fell. how the fuck do these retards always fall when running. I thought this was a dumb anime trope.

Screams like a bitch

God, I love those screams.

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Was that a howler monkey?

Anons
How bad is Patterson NJ?

KEK

AHHHHH! OOOAAAHH!!

HES SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL HAHAHAHAHA

big kek

downright peculiar

>fries cold
>calls cops
>forgot you had a warrant

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEITTTT

>tase him
PUT YOU HANDS OUT

lmao this nigga makin Mike Jackson sounds HEE HEE

It was a monkey alright

I was going to say how stupid and ignorant do you have to be to get banned from mickey ds but the fact that he called the cops KNOWING he had a warrant.... ahh nigs

Status:
>BUCK BROKEN

woooooooooo, wooooooooooooo, woooooooooo!

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does new jersey have roads with 2 lanes that go in the same direction?

Literally a howler monkey.

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How do you not brace a suspect who's got a warrant for setting fire to a car with a woman inside? Block his paths of egress.

He ran and broke into an apartment and easily could've killed someone given his past.

Michael jackson tier

Unfortunately it's an American monkey

>How bad is Patterson NJ?
Wakanda bad, dig?

Shamonit

How can someone be this fucking dumb in life

I mean how the fuck did they not expect him to run and have him surrounded

Is the situation serious?

yes in brooklyn, there was video of the victim bleeding out on the sidewalk

This jogger killed a whites woman during a drug deal.

>niggers screaming in pain ASMR (12 hours)

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whats the Any Forums x setting to keep the page scrolled with new posts

GET YOUR BIRTH CONTROL

"We took our product and cut it IN HALF." Wow, I'm sold.

Nothing like the hustle and bustle of the big city!

Listen, all he did was set fire to a car with a woman inside. Stop being so racist.

I had to do a job there multiple times. it's a shithole and smelled terribly. Cool job though.

>AH HE SHOT MY ARM OFF HE SHOT MY ARM

I mean, I really heard a monkey like howl from the jungle.

She was probably a coal burner. Nothing of value lost

Never been there, honestly but I've been to Kensington several times.

ah, the empowered modern woman

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My bad - that was the other Black guy at McD's

>Earlier in carvana commercial it showed 17,000 dollars
>Check then says 16,950 dollars
Kek

This.

yes, the Greater North American Pavement Ape