Guys

Guys...

I took the vaxx and now I can't get my PP hard. This is fucked. I can still coom but I can't get hard at all. Like there's pleasure and shit, but it's like I'm just slapping a wet noodle back and forth.

I think my gf is gonna leave me and it's all my fault. She told me not to get it but I don't listen to women. Wtf do I do?

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you are ready for prostate orgasms and Bad Dragon dildos now

Take steroids

Took the vaxx.
No problems here.
You probably have entirely unrelated erectile dysfunction.
Would you describe yourself as under a lot of stress? This often causes erectile dysfunction in young men.

It's over.
F for pp.

Your dick dont work because of bloodclots. Congrats, you have become part of the rising 29%

Hahaha, faggot, you deserve it. Kill yourself now

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>Would you describe yourself as under a lot of stress?
No and my penis was like an elephant trunk before. 6 inches with ridiculous girth. I haven't been able to get hard for weeks and it's seriously fucking with me man. I feel like a eunuch. Also forgot to mention my hair is starting to fall out and I got bags under my eyes now.

Either low testosterone caused by the vaxx or you had low test to begin with which is why you got the vaxx

>Your dick dont work because of bloodclots. Congrats, you have become part of the rising 29%
Wtf are you talking about? I don't usually go on Any Forums because you're all schizos, but do you have a link or like any research?

This isn't a joke for me this is really fucking serious bros...

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Are you actually retarded? You dick is a blood balloon, if it cant get hard, the blood is being obstructed, this is literally basic fucking knowledge.

Best case scenario you get a dick amputation, worst you die at literally any minute

Fucking go search the archives for proof, literally one of the first symptoms for the people whove been dropping has been sudden impotence, have you been living under a fucking rock for the last 2 years?

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please dont abandon me bros can someone tell me wtf is going on. I need to see some studies, some videos, something, anything

I cant stare into the abyss like this. My doctors don't know wtf is going on and just told me to take some viagra but it isnt working. The most I got was semi and I couldnt piss for hours

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That sounds like stress to me.
Or just prolonged lack of sleep.

>have you been living under a fucking rock for the last 2 years?
no. I never get sick so I didnt worry abotut covid much. I just stay on Any Forums usually. Things were fine and i was going about my life but I wanted to get a new job that pays more and they want the vaccine so I went ahead and got it. We've been taking dozens of vaccines so I didn't expect it to be this bad.

also how do you proove I have blood clots and how do I fix it if so? Some schizos were spamming supplement stacks on here before so you got a list of something like that?

It's over. You are a woman now
We tried to warn you

I have no need or reason to spoonfeed you information, nobody here is your personal assistant, you lived like a retard even though you were warned and now you reap what you sow.

Best bet would be to go get checked by a doctor, but they'll probably just fill you with more bullshit considering they were the same people who wanted to do this to you in the first place.

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i'm sorry this happened to you, user
i wish there was something i could do

oh c'mon user you're going to do this to me? Put aside your ego I am coming to you as a friend I need help

give me some of the schizo information i need to get better please

Lol. This is such cope horseshit. Men dont have ED because of “stress.” They have ED because they have been poisoned by chemicals, porn, poverty, powerlessness, and feminism.

repent
seek Christ
stop watching pornography
go outside
touch grass
sun your balls

dicklet lol

I hope this is bait

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you guys are suck fucking assholes I swear

I am asking for help and you spit in my face. What did I ever do to you?

guys HOW THE FUCK DO I FIX THIS


PLEASE

people here are frustrated b/c for two years we've been called all kinds of names for trying to warn everyone
don't blame them for not wanting to help anymore
blood clots were the main concern with the vaccine, and have been associated with a lot of excess mortality lately
see your doctor, we can't help you even if we wanted to

>I think my gf is gonna leave me
Pics?

Should have listened to Kurt Russell
youtu.be/O8A0gWznOIw

If you are a Any Forums lurker and took the vax i feel no pity for you.

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We could but only a fool would take things written here as fact.

post dick or gtfo

Install Gentoo

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Die slow normie. Deep down, you knew this was all run by an evil death cult. Enjoy death, bitch!

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I don't know cunt. Look we'd like to help you but most of us don't know shit, the only medical advice most of us could ever give you is "don't get vaxxed" but it's too late for that now. Just go to a doctor ffs, maybe find one who is antivax he may be more willing to try alternative shit to get your wang fixed rather than just filling you up with poisons

D-dimer test for microclots (your docs have definitely not done this yet) Bloodthinners might help mate, but you’re fucked…..simple as. Television rotted your brain away and your critical thinking skills went to shit bud. You took an experimental gene therapy because society told you to dude. If you were a lemming watching others jump off a cliff….it’s kind of like you did the same thing. Good luck…

I heard that was climate change user stop with the misinformation

Swallow a bottle of Viagra and get drunk. What can go wrong? ;)

>HOW THE FUCK DO I FIX THIS
ISAIAH 55
6 Seek ye the LORD while he may be found, call ye upon him while he is near.

7 Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the LORD, and he will have mercy upon him; and to our God, for he will abundantly pardon.

8 For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD.

9 For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts.

PSALM 103
8 The LORD is merciful and gracious, slow to anger, and plenteous in mercy.

9 He will not always chide: neither will he keep his anger for ever.

10 He hath not dealt with us after our sins; nor rewarded us according to our iniquities.

11 For as the heaven is high above the earth, so great is his mercy toward them that fear him.

12 As far as the east is from the west, so far hath he removed our transgressions from us.

13 Like as a father pitieth his children, so the LORD pitieth them that fear him.

14 For he knoweth our frame; he remembereth that we are dust.

ROMANS 4
3 For what saith the scripture? Abraham believed God, and it was counted unto him for righteousness.

4 Now to him that worketh is the reward not reckoned of grace, but of debt.

5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.

6 Even as David also describeth the blessedness of the man, unto whom God imputeth righteousness without works,

7 Saying, Blessed are they whose iniquities are forgiven, and whose sins are covered.

8 Blessed is the man to whom the Lord will not impute sin.

ROMANS 10
8 But what saith it? The word is nigh thee, even in thy mouth, and in thy heart: that is, the word of faith, which we preach;

9 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.

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>rising

Well not really… anymore

Then die a fool like the rest, we dont want you around anymore.

>post-Flavor VAIDS erectile non-function
Preddy certain thatks one of the tell-tale signs that proves that it "Means It's Working®", cockless casanova...

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Put me in the screencap

No refunds

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I warned you.

Is you cum watery and not hard white now? Clear?
>Gf gonna leave you
Youre probably castrated, you won't miss her.
Is she vexxed too?

They don't call Vitamin D for no reason.
Other possibility could be mental. Maybe you need to assert yourself more. Has anybody emasculated you recently, like your gf?

Get a d~dimer test maybe, and stop crying everywhere. Jfc

We tried to warn you

It might help if you weren't jackin off 50 times a day.
Leave your pickle alone for a few days ffs

For the love of god me too, i want this to be remembered

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Watch Shoujo Ramune. If your dick doesn't get hard after that then I diagnose you with the big gay.

hard pp is the least of your worries

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Sorry user, but if you recently got the vax what the fuck were you thinking, even the MSM is reporting on its bullshit now
Cherish your last moments friend, we wont forget you and you ED

Ok, so if it's just a symptom does that mean it should go away eventually if I don't take any more? My job only wanted one so if it goes hopefully I'll be good

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Actual science newfag
Heart has ace2 receptors, mRNA therepy make a bunch of ace2 binding spike protein, it's actually an ace2 binging drug.
Heart damage, right side of heart control ability to get hard
Testicles and ovaries have ace2, you are a eunuch now.
The list goes on cut I'm not trying it out for a
Also schizophrenia doesn't exist, that's just what they call political dissidents

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sluggish_schizophrenia

Read the whole thing, especially the section about use against political dissidents

Did you try writing your local congress person? We can't help you user. We're all schizos.

Youre doctors know exactly what is happening and why.
Pfizer made the shot
Pfizer made the Viagra
You got clowned on
Now youre getting dabbed on

Isn’t Viagra bad for people with bad hearts?

It's over, sorry bro.

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Nah, your junks fucked m8. It's unironically over for you and your love life. It's time to take the eunuchpill.