ON PATROL: LIVE GAMETHREAD 3 - DEAD ZOOMERS EDITION

I'm in!

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10 day quarantine, least he gets decent food and is out of the heat.

Blue Benjamin going down

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN PUPPER

THEYRE GOING TO PUT DOWN THE DOG
FUCK ZOBOTS

It drives me crazy

HAHAHAHAHAH DOG IS GONNA DIE
MAN IS GONNA DIE

No.

Took me a sec to find the thread too by the pic

FREE MY NIGGA THE DOG

Press F for Blue Benjamin.
RIP young vodka defender.

Dog looked part shitbull to me

Blue Benjamin is about to go to doggie heaven.

Sad day for the based doggo!

one of you niggers bake next time

police first priority around a homeless person's dog is to find a way to kill it.

KEK

They probably noticed that they get better results when they do it.

Stupid crackhead getting the dog killed…… wtf

i was informed about them by the supreme leader himself. covid is fake btw

They will put him down when the dumb count doesn’t come to get him.

BLUE BENJAMIN DID NOTHING WRONG

I'm drinking, you don't want me to do that.

blue benjamin saved from white woman. hes moving up in life.

>German Shepard in cage on tv barked
>Fucking my own female German Shepard heard it, ran in and started to bark at the TV
fucking doggos

Blue Benjamin about to be turned into Blue Buffalo

wtf is this 1914 gay shit makes no sense.

>Bombas commercial
That reminds me, is that meundies shit still around? they were shilled hard 5 or so years ago. or maybe 10 years ago.

Guys I'm a zogbot and am getting worried. Are these people the ones i serve and protect?

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Blue Benjamin Got Blue Waffles

JUSTICE FOR BLUE BENJAMIN

Thanks for baking, OP. I'm legit about to take this laptop and beat a Best Buy salesman to death with it in Fortnite. Goddamn, I hate HP.

if you respect cops you're worthless

Thank you for baking user.

it's like speaking regular english to people in idiocracy. you just sound like a fag to them and they don't understand it

Man, I want to get another dog. Would like to find a doberman or a Belgian shepherd.

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Don't know about Nye Co but where we live you gotta pay fines/boarding for quarantine. Most dogs dont get claimed and since they're now known biters, they're put down

Yes, and aren’t the people you serve with the same as these crackheads? They are basically the same at Benning

>Fucking my own female German Shepard
.....user?

sheeeeeeeeeeesh
They're called Thinx now.

Ice T is looking rough!

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the fuck is trovo

>ayo muddafukka yo sheeeiiittt's all retarded and yo sound lika BITCH

Damn, Iverson got fat

I think the dyke cop is in my walls

Chinese twitch

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>Fucking my own female German Shepard
Leaf detected

>Go on website
>male and female nigger in a giant image on the page
>female's skin is literally that a fucking tyranosaur

I’m not a leaf

Ric Flair looking rougher

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Americans like red hair anime girl due to our culture
Japanese like blue girl anime girl due to their culture

he also looked like his was in his 40s back in the 80s

there's that fag-talk we talked about

>drives the entire episode to the crime scene
>crime is over when he gets there
Ah, Nye.

#FREEBLUEBENJAMIN

Did he ever not?

>Dan wants Blue Benjamin to live
dump it

free my nigga blue benny

FREE BLUE BENJAMIN

Anyone remember Zendejas the El Paso braphog? She has an onlyfans now.

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The On Patrol commentators lurk these threads for one liners.

he's a good boy
dindu nuffin

#FREEBLUEBENJAMIN HE A GOOD BOY HE DINDU NUFFIN WRONG. HE WAS BOUTA GRADUATE DOGGIE DAYCARE

DAN BE QUIET

any mag dumps ever on this show

Get an Akita. I had one before. That little fucker was vicious. Ate an entire Koi pond lmao

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i fucking hate old people, they always act so tough until police show up

link me up negro

Is this nigger cop saying that the guy should telepathically know he has a court date?

MY MOUSEY QUEEN

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So many scumbags, so little time.

mostly in replays from earlier in the week.

Mines barking at the closed window atm kek

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If that's true why are they Addy-cucking us?

THE MIGA FLAGS
HAHAHA

fapello.com/andrea-zendejas/

her nudes have been posted here before. they're just as bad as you imagine it would be

The pics are awful. She only looks good with clothes on

Not yet.

He looks like his name is Sparky

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time, also go to court so you don't get warrants put out on your ass.

NTA but had an American Akita female runt for 14 years that passed away three months ago now.. :(

“I have to go potty occifer!”

>Akita
I saw one of them in my area. Rare to see Japanese dogs here. I wouldn't be opposed.

>my wife's drugs

Peak boomerism

Lol this guy is a nonstop stream of lies

>I took it from my wife.

John Wayne

>when you have a warrant your probation officer isnt going to be truthful because they want us[the police] to pick you up
what did he mean by this?

Oh, he’s shocked about going to jail and OOOPS! has meth…

>My wife's dealer

Saying the lords name in vain

good man

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That’s dope

>typical trumpanzee

The meth family sticks together…

I think she was only kinda hit due to the uniform and hair pulled back tight

Based

Lmao wife sold him up a creek

Boomers BTFO

I had to give mine away as a teenager. I think he went to a farm and passed away or something. Shit was years ago.

Well, there's the Japanese one and the American one. American Akita's are usually bigger than their Jap counterparts. Also, the Jap one has a more fox-like face.

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>Moving my daughters to Orlando tomorrow.
Bout to get some BBC from UCF.

Wow, what a piece of shit claiming its your wife's meth as you're tweaking out...

what a shitbag.

the dude can't vote retard

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>WE FOUND YOUR METH
>IS IT YOURS?
COME WITH US

a methhead who beats up old people has a wife and children but a nice gentleman like me who is a good person is single and has never had a girlfriend. women would rather date assholes instead of the good guys like me.

Tweaker wives

cope

can't they just test him for meth? He's most likely lying, but whatever.

> American Akita's are usually bigger than their Jap counterparts. Also, the Jap one has a more fox-like face
Genuinely or are you thinking of Shiba?

DANG HE WOULD RATHER SELL OUT HIS WIFE THAN GO TO JAIL
HAHAHAHA

>get wife
>blame wife for me having meth
>finally understand the point of having a wife

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He needs some milk

you don't want that wife i promise

>he had meth in his pocket and he said its yours

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1000% would

officer, I was just about to throw that meth away... maybe

A meth head felon has a nicer home and car than 90% of pol

Women will date John Wayne fucking Gacy as long as he has a little bit of money and a place to live.

DO JILLAGINCE

Nope.

does all of Nye look like this?

and a wife

Society

Nye County pays off in spades yet again, kek.

Not for much longer.

seems that way

ITS RAY AHAHAHAHAH

most if not all of Nevada looks like this

Yes

FELL OUT OF MY WHEEL CHAIR LMAO

>Saturday night in America
>Dan focuses on misdemeanor rock throwing

lmao it is
way she goes

NYE county is gods country

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Villains always win
Nice guys finish last

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you're really gonna mess with the guy in the chair?

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nevada ray

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>officer gabagool from new jersey

If Zendejas had better teeth, I'd smash all day every day, honestly. I can't fucking stand gapped tooth bitches for some reason.

is nye county the larges convention of white sanford and son larpers in the world?

Does it look like I smoke drugs officer?

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Remember the usual baker is on a date tonight with guaranteed SEX

the fucking way she goes

Sovereign Sodomizer lady

Quit your fucking job faggot

Seems NJ is the state they spend the least amount of TV time on.

A call came down and told them cool it on the niggers. This weekend is like night and day with last weekend

This is my first night watching. Are crackers really down bad? Like really...

Damn look at this mob

DIOS MIO NJ LOOKS LIKE THE BORDER AT TEXAS

just bury her face in the pillow, that's how she likes it anyway

HARASSING THE GUY IN THE CHAIR

FUCKIN WAY SHE GOES

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TFW you have 6 tampons' worth

Most amount of minorities

The high desert

>street lined with shoulder to shoulder Africans
horrific

well la dee damn da

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kek

Some guy ramming cars in Paterson

this is like a fucking scene out of black hawk down

Oh no a black neighborhood
High alert

Nice One Piece tire cover

Is Patterson located in Africa?

Nah fuck that, she's getting dental implants. Once the OnlyToes money starts rolling in, she'll probably get all surgery'd up.

>you like the skinnies jerry?
>i respect them

These cops aren't as dumb as George Green and Ted not gonna fall for the old back spasm trick

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The captain in white is on the case

thought some weeb was about to be pulled over

Officer in white a bit coked up lmao

Doctors
Lawyers
Engineers
Even a future president of the usa

orbital nuke time

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>BLACK GUY RUNNING
>WHITE COP SAYS WHO IS THIS GUY RUNNING
>WHERE YOU RUNNING TO BRO
lmfao

Good intel gathering here

>YOU BETTA GET OUTTA PATTASON NOW, BOI!

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>YAIYO YAIYOOOOOOOOOOO

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Whoa this dude is trashed

This is like fucking sicario all of a sudden

How can people live in New Jersey nasty shit hole.

This guy is about to lose his 7-11

God's drunkest driver taking the fight to the negroes

I would rather live in NYE County than New Jersey.

i didnt see a single white person in paterson. its been weeks and i still havent seen one

How many cars did the Pajeet hit?

>ey tone this moolie's out for a jog

Most whites live near the PA border in the countryside or near the beach.

This dude killed 51 men in Hanoi, he gives not one fuck.

it looks like 90% niggers and beaners

I have a feeling this captain votes republican and would probably vote for the next Hitler

Black people who hold snitching as scared just snitched

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every time i see this place i am blown away that this is in the united states of america

what's her name?

God damn, how was that truck still going

NJ, God's country.......

one of my favorite moments in TPB is when Ricky says to Lucy "George Green, Randy... I swear Lucy you fuck the stupidest guys." and then she goes to laugh at him for insulting himself, but then looks down in shame because she knows it's true.

That older Paterson cop seems an old school good dude.

>safest driver in new jersey

That file name....lost

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* sacred

No one believes you're Black. We all believe you're boring

Reminder John hamm has a massive cock

You won't see any.

>I would rather live in NYE County than New Jersey.
This. I'll take trailer trash methheads over this shithole any day of the week.

Only when it’s fellow black people, they LOVE telling on white people, Asians and beaners

This country has pockets, big ones, of just absolutely fucked up shit m8

i believe in my heart of hearts that one exists out there.

>on that crowded slightly stinky train ride
This is what the walkable city kikes want you to have to experience just to get food from the grocery store.

She quit the force? (She was never hot)

Nah. Scenes of ricky throwing piss jugs has more nuance.

Yeah she "retired".

friendly reminder to Any Forums that it's very easy to be saved from hell and enter into the Kingdom of Heaven. watch this 11 minute gospel video if you are not 100% sure of going to heaven after you die user.

youtube.com/watch?v=Sf3uF0juIVI

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She has an onlyfans now.....