ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00PM EDT AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/SAT)

ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00PM EDT AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/SAT)

>What the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on Any Forums?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?
REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

Any Forums approved chat
trovo.live/s/wappeninghatch

Other streams
ustvgo.tv/reelzchannel-live-stream

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You guys left me =(

SPBP

lmao Dan low key hinting that they are killing the dog

OMG
OMG
OMFG
it's my wives...

>muh parole officer
>I just got arrested
>it's muh wife's meth
jesus this guy is a real piece of work

Selling out his own wife he just found it too

>we're good!
>GET OUT OF HERE DARKIE!
>GET EM A BUS!

YOU CANT GO BACK ON THAT PROPERTY

Officer Jerry Pizzacannoli seems to have had a few drinks himself

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>go to mcdonalds
>get btfo
lel

Kek

OOOO
OOOO
OOOOO
OOOOOO

he squeals good

why do these women shave the sides of their heads!?

hi niggers

bump

saved

A fucking child rapist serving life in prison not only has a wife, he has a wife willing to commit felonies to get him out of jail. And yet a good guy like me who has never raped a kid is still a kissless virgin. What do women see in these men? Why won't they just give the good guys like me a chance?

>Tweaker tweaking.
>You're not going to get in trouble.
Lying fucker.

This bitch is clearly not on any drugs

just bee yourself

Holy shit this bitch is fucking psycho

"A pill"

uh-huh

Are there really so many drug users in America?

Spoopy

because the skrillex look apparently iis supposed to look tough.

thats a 30 year old woman

knaw wut im saiyin

I WANT TO FUCK HER PUSSY SO HARD

fucking hell bros, you need to stop with this meth/fent shit

The fuck is this bitch on

>drug users
Does that include SSRI's? If so, pretty much everyone

All the non-degenerates typically don't interact with the cops.

>In a lather?

>McGuigan
For the love of God sit on my face.

Tweaking grandmother!

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is she gonna smoke that cig or not?

>as they try to snort out what's going on there
nice one dan

She’s on molly for sure

Yes, its everywhere.

God damn she is on a sick on!

Anyone remember the COPS episode with the cutie in a denim skirt who woke up in a parking lot still drunk having crashed her car a bunch of places the night before?

a pill

Yes. Most Americans are on drugs, either illegal or otherwise. I'm high right now.

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i can save her

CYNTHIA HAS NICE BOOBAS

High speed traffic stop

did he really just say that?

>She’s on molly for sure
Molly make you spaz like that?

molly doesn't make you act like that I know from lots of experience.

no

Only in the major cities or cities surrounding them, you head to a small town away from the woods and it's pretty much clean.

I bought my steel plated vest from some based crazy old dude who was selling steel plate armor at a gun show for $200 and had several of his plates that even withstood 50 rounds of green tip ammo, the other sellers were mad at him for selling better body armor for much cheaper than they offered.... he also taught me about how to correctly place the body armor up against your neck since the purpose of body armor isn’t to keep you from dying but to keep you alive long enough if you get hit where your vitals aren’t protected that you can keep putting rounds at the enemy... old dude was super based and wanted to get more steel plated body armor into the hands of the people, than people selling ceramic junk that will crumble when hit

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Fucking cops, just paper delivery people trying to make some money.

>You cant stop in the highway
>Aint nobody comin
Holy shit niggers are an abomination

lol no, pure crack

>300 million + people
>Surprised to see 10 druggies

HUH

Fuck zogbots and negroes

>you head to a small town away from the woods and it's pretty much clean
not anymore bro, there's a lot here too.

You must have missed the opioid epidemic. Dumb fuck.

This lady moves around like a chicken.

yeah it's a lot like meth

Shoot them both. Shoot them.

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It's not like the small number of patrols they have are covering all 300 million people.

>300 million
It's funny how people still think there's 300 million people. We're like 350 million now.

>Steel
user, people for shits and giggles shot spalling with steel plates on youtube. Steel will take hits but you're going to get your throat sliced.

interracial couple, did anyone get bingo?

>moves like a chicken
>ID cluuk
bravo gookmoot

In my defense I did use "+"

no I just checked my card and I don't have that on there FUCK

With her husband applying at 1AM

There was no fucking job you nigger narrator they were casing the place

>tfw manic depressive
>afraid to go to the doctors and get help because i tried once before and they immediately prescribed me lexapro
filled the script but never really knew anytrhing about ssris. Read a few Any Forums thread on the shit and some forums of people who take them and i cant imagine going through that bullshit. Especially if what you get doesnt work on the first try. The shit is scary as fuck and id rather just deal with how i am and figure out how to deal with it myself rather than take that poison.

My butt itches.

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he's showing up to a job interview in a football jersey, def. wasn't a prostitute.

>scripting shit with your own police cars

POLICE IMPERSONATOR

And only 1 million homes for sale in the United States. Leftists should be gassed.

>MDMA is "a lot" like meth
U wot?

forgot to add, i threw that shit in the trash and never took a single one

True, but I always hear people say 300 million still. And with illegals we're well above 350 million. There are probably almost 50 million illegals now. It was 20 million in like 2010 lol.

I’m talking about 1/2 inch steel and the vest weighs like 100lbs. It’s not some pussy ass 3/16ths piece of steel

holy shit is that mac miller? I thought he was dead

>steel
now tell me how you deal with the spalling and your shredded face

>My butt itches.

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Yeah no shit.

Hope they get that job. Seem like decent people

>pulling over a cop car

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BRING BACK THE CHEESE GORDITA

based itchy butt user

it's a lot like meth in that drug dealers lie to you and sell you meth

Fucking kek

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hit me with 2 mexican pizzas pham

MDMA never made me spaz like that granny.

Steel spalls regardless nigger.
>100 lbs
I don't think you've ever put a 100 lbs on your body before.

>Last hour
Time for 6 commercial breaks.

2 chicken quesadillas please

Ex police car with the police accessories removed: niggers.
Ex police car with all the police shit still on it: white trash.

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I was on lexapro for a while.
It did what I needed it to do.
But fuck, for being the absolute baby of the ssri world, coming off that shit fucking sucked.. CONSTANTLY pissed off at everything for no fucking reason. I was glad when that shit subsided. Won't touch those things anymore either.
I'll smoke a blunt if I need to calm the fuck down.
Glad you put them down as well.
Can you imaginewhat America will be like when the scripts run out in mass?
Holy Fuck is all I can say

If you sprayed your dick with FlexSeal, would it resist monkeypox?

It’s coated in rhino top niggers

Steel spall is a myth. Show me on actual case where a person shot wearing AR500, died from spall. And no, youtube videos with gelatin dont count.

I love these posts.

These companies should realize it's a win win to have less commercials. Less supply = price goes up and people like it more without as many.

How did herpes user get it through high school wrestling?

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WOW
THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE

why would the scripts run out in mass?

Same way guys get it from the Navy.

>I don't think you've ever put a 100 lbs on your body before.
user doesnt know what the fuck he is talking about. My level IV ceramics in my crye with loaded mags doesnt feel that heavy when you put it on but after running around for a while you can feel the weight

Unfortunately, yes. It's especially bad in the Mid-Atlantic where I am.

ZENDEJAS BOOBAS

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I'm manic depressive and take lithium, it works for me.

By not wiping down afterwards.

I'm into squashing so I would love to rent her for the weekend.

Bullets fragment when they strice a hard smooth surface like steel, that's hot srapnel going into your chin or arms. Just get ceramic, it's not much more expensive.

Get a good male psychologist. Mine is a dudebro type of guy and cool as fucking shit.

Dude in that hair commercial got arrested earlier tonight!

Did you gradually go off it by taking increasingly smaller dose or do it all at once?

Society

>PHIL SWIFT HERE WITH FLEX SEAL CONDOMS
>WATCH AS I SHOVE MY SEALED COCK IN MX. SAN FRANCISCO 2022's ASSHOLE
>AND PASS THE MONKEYPOX TEST WITH EASE

What happened to [Uncle] Tom?

up his butt

America gets most of its medications from overseas. Mostly China.

>Mid-Atlantic
You live on the ocean?

kek

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You have to taper down.

No, dummy. I live in Bidenland, USA

IDK why anons say she's not slammable, I'd hit that all night into the next day.

Always weird seeing a black guy in a commercial speak like a white guy

MDMA is methamphetamine
>(3,4-methylenedioxy-methamphetamine)

kino taste fellow ryokobro

GOD DAMN IT!

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And she is hiding her gut with some spanx or whatever the fuck you call that gut wrap

MDMA has a methyl chain in it but it is nothing like for on meth.

>Mid-Atlantic
>You live on the ocean?
the public school system and it's consequences have been a disaster for the American race

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It's hilarious they portray black as if they're all college educated suburban yuppies, when in reality they're mostly like we see on this show LOL

Does she wear Thinx?

Yep. That will protect you ;)
>Show me on actual case where a person shot wearing AR500, died from spall
Nobody actually wears it so the answer is there are none.
It's heavy enough, especially tight to your body. Throw on a pack with your shit in it as well + your rifle and it's not a fun experience. I think he's just trolling though. I mean fuck, 100 lbs plates? if we're bein generous 50 lbs per side. 200 lbs in total if he's a retard. 135 squat is a quick warmup but I cannot imagine having that strapped to you.

There’s a link on here somewhere to some guy making body armour with layers of poly trash liners and kevlar mesh, baked in the home oven. Way lighter than steel and stops everything.

Did the butthole deodorant lady get priced out of advertising after the show took off?

That's the word I was looking for. Withdrawal still hit you even with tapering?

stop calling them public, they are government schools.

Are those scars under her nipples?
Nasty tattoos

Dan we are 2 hours in, make with the attractive cops ass/booba!

Yep. I remember when I was without clonazepam for a few days. I felt like a junkie.

What the fuck is the Mid-Atlantic? The mid section of the United States? Whats Atlantic about it?

Same. She looks so soft and fuckable.

NO DAN NOO

neet gone wild

>Piggie Niggie
>large adult son
This is going to be awful.

FUCKIN FINALLY

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Wasted. It's this area, you Downie

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SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED

"Technical Problem" just when the cops have to bust some ass

MOOOOOOOOM

the carolinas and virgina

oh those darn technical problems

>technical difficulties
he must be black

Technical Problem

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FUCK YOU CAN YOU CNN NIGGER

OH NO THAT SUCKS

Oh yeah I forgot about that, I think he made a pseudo balaclava out of it.

SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN

Pensyltucky should not be associated with those other states.

Is this bait, lucky trips?

“It’s a family affffair….”

"White" Hispanic.

this bitchy cop again. Is he gay? (No shame in that but he's the bitchy type)