Christianity is a cuck religion that started when a 13 year old

Christianity is a cuck religion that started when a 13 year old
middle eastern girl cheated on her husband, and didn't want to tell him so she lied that god gave her the child.

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That child's name? Jesus Christ.

Maybe the actual account is false, but the symbolism and meaning are significant. Civilization would not have progressed without ideas like the golden rule (do unto others as you’d do unto yourself), forgiveness, and righteousness.

Christianity built western civilization you retarded subhuman.

people didn`t believe jesus because of the virgin birth, they believe him because they saw his miracles and heard the things he said

also you are on your direct way to hell for believing these lies OP

for everyone else, make sure ou go to heaven when you die:
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More like kept us back.

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More likely they retconned the Virgin birth for prophecies sake and there wasn't any cuckoldry. There are godlike figures in mythology who had a similar origin story.

>performs miracles
>fulfills prophecy
>literally defeats death
no one born of a whore could do any of this

>Civilization would not have progressed without ideas like the golden rule (do unto others as you’d do unto yourself), forgiveness, and righteousness.
Yeah none of that existed before ~1AD

>le exploring the galaxy meme
Space is gnostic delusion. It doesn't exist.

Jesus did not exist. It's a jewish tale to subvert and control the goyim.

>"Jesus was a Jewish invention to control goys!"
>"uhh Jews hate Jesus because uhh uhm uhhh"
fuck off

The greeks build 100ft statues and prototype calculators long before the kikes invented christianity to undermine Rome.

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Lol no it started in 70 AD after the kikes were massacred in their thousands and crucified all along the highway of Jersualem by the Romans as rebels so they had to stop being kikes and pretend to be something else.
No wait goy, I'm a Christian please don't ACK
There were probably a million kikes in the Roman Empire but suddenly there were no kikes and a million Christians, and they mostly recuited women and slaves as their goy followers.
These days it is no longer just the religion of Constantines mother or Frankish princesses but hundreds of millions of niggers, white trash, and greasy brown people.
The most important group of golems are the white trash and niggers of America, so most of the political elites affect to be like them and pay lip service to this dead kike and pretend that he is a god.
The other kikes used to hate the Christians, their fellow kikes who threw them under the bus 2000 years ago, but their main hustle these days is Judeo-Christianity stand with Isrsael bullshit and millking trillions of dollars out of America and Europe, so now Christianity has come full circle and Christkikes are the kikiest of kikes again

Kikes subverted Rome with Christianity and now they're doing it again merging gender ideology with Christianity

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And the cycle of abuse continued with that child growing up and marrying a literal whore named Mary Magdalene, completing the circle and becoming a cuck himself. Now every cuck, poorfag, retard and general loser since worships him as their master and ideal. Because if that cucked bastard, poor loser is god, then they must be pretty special too because they are just like him! Lol at these faggots. Just lol.

"Virgin" just meant "unwed". Everyone looks retarded.
Also, wouldn't Joseph now be a pedophile, like Muhammad?

I wonder if everyday Christians will one day be able to perform the same sort of miracles? After all they have perfected emulating Jesus in all his other traits. They are poor, submissive, weak, stupid, and already have the magical power to dry up any pussy within a 5 mile radius. Surely they can learn to do the rest in time.

cope faggot god isnt real.

Christianity is hugely influenced by Greek, Roman, Egyptian and Near-Eastern mythologies/traditions.
"The kikes" had the most influence via Zurvanism (Zoroastrianism) if anything, but not because Zurvanists were noses; rather, noses just copied many Zoroastrian tenants, like heaven and hell, the concept of angels, monotheism, and more.
Greeks contributed the Dionysian references (the Biblical Jesus was strongly based on him), Rome contributed the Mithraic references (Jesus is literally THE SUN of God) and both of them contributed the (Neo)Platonic (obviously Plato, who learned in Egypt) references as well as the Gnostic (heavily influenced by the Greco-Egyptian traditions and Zoroastrian traditions) references. The Egyptian influences were due to the schooling of Pythagoras, Plato, Aristotle, etc. We've also covered the Zoroastrian references, Zurvanism, but haven't mentioned the Magi that visited him in Bethlehem after being born.
Hell, when Jesus was hanging out on the tree (think Odin) on Golgotha, he literally called out to "Jove". Check out the original Greek (too bad I know none of you will).
This kind of argument is stupid. It's entirely counter to history. It ignores the actual transitions, the syncretism and the borrowing of past mythologies that shaped the Biblical Jesus we all know today.
I don't understand why people come here and communicate as if they've read books on these topics when they clearly haven't. Please remember that people who come here do research that goes well beyond mere greentext shitposts. It's imperative to actually read books. People here will know right away when you clearly haven't.
Hell, his real name was Joshua (some insist Apollonius, but that's another story).
Normalfags have such simple opinions.

There is nothing righteous about forgiving those who abuse you or your children before justice is served. That is slave morality fit only for cows, not for moral men.

There's a difference between exoteric "Christianity" and Esoteric Christianity, user.