/uhg/ - Ukraine Happening General #3759

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>Explosions around Belgorod and Sevastopol reported, AA activity around the Kerch bridge
>3 drone strikes in Crimea: Dhzankoy air base and Azovske ammunition depot and a transformer.
>Smooker strikes a Russian airbase near Sevastapol, Crimea (9-14 aircraft destroyed)
>Biden admin to announce a $1 billion weapons package for Ukraine
>Ukraine strikes the Antonovsky railway bridge in Kherson once again
>Zelensky gives a greenlight in replacing Catherine the Great's statue with Billy Herrington, decision is now up to Odessa's city council
>Ukrainian government to start mandatory evacuation of civilians from Donetsk Oblast
>Ukraine claims Russia shelled a correctional facility in Olenivka killing 40+ UA PoWs
>Germany approves sale of 100x PzH-2000 155mm SPH to Ukraine
>Ukraine strikes the Antoniv bridge in Kherson with HIMARS missiles
>The Bundeswehr announced the delivery of Mars II MLRS and three PzH2000 howitzers to Ukraine
>Ukraine, Russia sign separate agreements with Turkey, UN on grain passage through Black Sea
>The Russian government included Greece, Denmark, Slovenia, Croatia and Slovakia in the list of “unfriendly countries.” (Read: based countries)
>UK to send 20 additional M109 SPGs and 36 L119 artillery guns

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understandingwar.org/publications
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I was born on a Moscow street where the Royal drums did beat
And those loving Russian feet they walked all over us
And every single night when me da' would come home tight
He'd invite the neighbours out with this chorus

Oh, come out ye' chinks and gooks
Come out and fight me like a man
Show your wife how you won medals down in Ukraine
Tell her how the UPA made you run like hell away
From the green and lovely hills of Ukraine

Moscow is Ukraine

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my russian sources are telling me Darya is being towed to port under her own power

now shout with me
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYK

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kek

fucking kek

>tfw eating homemade mexican
>tfw not russian
>tfw not seething
>tfw watching early 90s movies
>tfw raining out
>tfw comfy

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heh

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bump

>This is who /chug/ is sperging over

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Any cope from Russian telegramz?

>"Hohols will pay for this terrorist attack!"

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Lot of bombing in Crimea all of a sudden - has it finally dawned on ukies that they're never, ever getting it back?

it's ogre

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lots of coping and seething yes

Hey Danemami, is it not a bit late for you?

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henlo frens, when civil war between natbols and putinists

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I drove my Lada through your garden last night
I kicked your front door down around at midnight
Something's telling me, boy, that you're avoiding me
And when I find you, you will run for your tea
Oh, I've got a fucking old shitty helmet and a pair of kinky boots
I've got a lovely used flak jacket and lovely khaki suit
And when we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hands
For we are the Russian Army and we're here to take your land
My good friend Ivan, he's in the FSB,
Searching for weapons he will go near and far
Up around by Kherson, you'd never find him there
Oh, the only gun he'll get there is a cigarette in his ear
Oh, I've got a fucking old shitty helmet and a pair of kinky boots
I've got a lovely used flak jacket and lovely khaki suit
And when we go on night patrol, we hold each other's hands
For we are the Russian Army and we're here to take your land

Does anyone have translation to pic related?

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yes, you'd think this was the worst thing to come out of the war

yes yes your reasoning has perfect sense
now go relax in competently defended Sevastopol :)

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ABOUT CLOWNS

Mr. Zelenski (just in case - I consider him a rare scumbag (I wouldn't have hesitated to knock the stool out from under him) and a "respected partner" - unlike some - I have never called him) - is called a "clown". Because he was indeed a professional comedian for many years (and in the opinion of many, a very good one compared to other vulgar clowns).

But here comes the war.
Pan Zelenski:
- Didn't go anywhere, didn't hide in a bunker;
- announced, launched and carried out a general mobilization;
- obtained massive arms deliveries from NATO;
- "circled around" the Kremlin partners with "de-escalation" (having received much and accomplished nothing on his part);
- firmly and confidently announced the objectives of the war and, equally firmly, even the terms of the armistice negotiations.
And what about us?
And we have, at the end of the 6th month of the war (not to mention the 8 previous years), gilded roosters are still playing tank biathlons and holding military band festivals...

So it asks: "Who's the clown here?".

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Hats of ukraine brothers

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But what if it was...
DA SMOOOOOOOOOOKEEEEER!!???!

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