Honey...

>Honey, it's been almost 2 years since we bought this house its time to pay Jose and Caesar 1/4 of your yearly salary to renovate. We just can't have these granite countertops anymore, I want farmhouse chic!

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>orders food

good old times

Such is the fate of a marriage cuck

Tough shit

No problem honey,
As a gigachad I can renovate it with my bare hands.
I'll get it done this weekend, then I'm fucking you on the new benchtop
x

This is almost exactly what I am doing to my kitchen next month and paying $80,0000 for the privilege

have to get married to have sex
otherwise I go to hell as per god's commandment Thou shalt not commit adultery.

turbo cuck

>$80,000
I should come do it for $60,000

Yeah, having a gf/wife is a very very serious expense. Why can't these cunts be happy with simple normal things...
>we need a newer car
>we need to outdo my colleague's vacation, they went to Italy, so we need to go to the Canary Island or whatever
>we need to go out to restaurants more
>we need to order food
>we need to invite guests all the time
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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We’ll good luck with the dice roll hope she doesn’t get bored of you

Kill yourself christcuck

They’re trained to be the perfect consoomers

>a leaf

Lmao. We did put in a back splash but other than that no remodel. If she don’t like our kitchen some day I will build one outdoors.

Lol, someone is bending you over and having their way with your retarded bussy

I’m not doing it just to make it new.
I’m doing it because the current kitchen is ugly as shit.
$5k is to remove a load bearing wall, so it’s really a $75k job.
The contractor had to make some scratch from the deal otherwise why would he bother.

>want to have a gf/wife
>remember that this kind of bs is normal along with divorce rape and false domestic abuse accusations
>suddenly dont want a gf/wife anymore
And then people wonder why the birthrates are going down

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whats the point of working if you don't exchange the money you make via work, for things that you enjoy? 1/4 of your anual salary to upgrade your house isn't a bad deal, its an investment as much as its an enjoyment and upgrade to your daily life.

>Throwing away thousands of dollars for a kitchen when yours is perfectly good just because some roastie wants a different background for her IG posts isnt cucked

> buys a new expensive bag
> within 2 weeks: omg look at this new bag
This is what the male baby boomers warned us of

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