> SIR! Keep your hands up where I can see them!

Wat do?

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PROBABLY KEEP MY HANDS WHERE HE CAN SEE THEM

BUT YOU DO THAT ALREADY SINCE YOU KNOW THEY DEAL WITH ARMED CRIMINALS ALL THE TIME AND YOU ARENT ONE OF THOSE

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This.

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Comply despite being pissed and deal with it in court afterward because im not a fucking nigger.

do a 360 and walk away casually

>Run away
>Reach down to pull up sagging pants while looking behind to see if still being chased
>Get citywide riots and looting in mah name to honor me

Raise hands in front of me, raise middle fingers, ask "can you see them?"

I would comply for my safety as well as the peace officers safety.

Back The Blue

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cooperate because the local police here are actually professionals that rarely abuse their positions.

Hike your pants up.

Chimp out immediately and get shot, of course.

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Probably wake up from the nigger larp dream

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shoot em then go on a rampage and frame some guy that makes dentures

Hello again laser fren

Oh golly gee sir. I'm sorry.

Treat cops with respect, they treat you with respect back. It is pretty simple,

A reminder that laser drones can be used to target an area with the blindaga spell in final fantasy: irl

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delete all the pictures on my facebook except my HS graduation pic

And blindaja is also available.

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I'm pretty ready to go, to be honest. If I believe I've been wrong, time to clown.

what if I just need to escape a pack of feral nogs, is a blindara option available?

I be flossing

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Just use ninja smoke bomb and vanish.

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Go with god

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story ?

Pig pigged and nig nigged.

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Show him where the donuts are

fpbp

Look around for the nigger he must be yelling at.

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I'll blind your children

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>Keep your hands up where I can see them!
hurry to reach my documents in pants yelling at him "im gonna show you something"

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>put white hands up
>ask if there’s a problem
>cause I’m a pedestrian walking to get cigarettes and I haven’t broken any law
>assume he has mistaken me for someone else
>”sorry about that”
>no worries. Have a good day.
>think to myself this must be an omen for some karmic thing
>get cigarettes
>light up, start walking home
>get hit by a bus
Every time

Okay holy fucking shit
Zoomers are so spiccaaayyy
Theyre just spicayyy diccaayy
Zooooomin
Oh oh
Zoooooooomin

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