This is literally all you need to be happy

You will eat the bugs.

All yours for only €1000 a month

you will eat the bugs

>book with a man's ass on it
>david bowie in makeup
>piss jar
nice lil hamster cage you got dude

>oops, my apartment blew up

No, this is all you need to be happy.

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I think a bathroom would be nice too

I Lived in a studio, they fucking SUCK. The psychological benefit of having a second room is immeasurable.

gaysed

Isn't that a Norwegian prison cell

Spot on.
It's like 18 square meters.
Fuck me.

Swedish jail cells are literally bigger

You really triggered the retard libertarians with this one OP. Bravo.

Where is the bathroom?

>anyádék kibasztak hazulról homeset

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You vill be happy

>minimalist, post-post-modern goyim apartment unit no. 397

Yeah, I’m alright.

ez, just eat the bed bugs

behind that door

>Crapple

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Add a girlfriend to that and you're probably right.

very true op. i went from living in my car to living in a place like this and working from home and i am as happy as i have ever been.

>Expensive designer furniture
>Overpriced electronics
>Air conditioner and electronic heating
>Appartment likely in some gentrified district of European capital with rent of 800€ pm

It's like the old soviet joke of a novel russian who rents a whole beach and hotel for himself when going on vacation, and as the barkeeper brings him a drink on the beach he relaxes and thinks, oh what little man needs to be happy.

Have an entire house to myself and that's about as much space as I regularly use.

happiness is warm tendies.

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If there's a Bible in that bookshelf, yes.
Though I'd rather have a sports mat and some actual creative hobby stuff than a laptop and tablet. Computers rot your brain.

Picrel is all you need to be happy.

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>This is literally all you need to be happy.

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I could possibly be happy with living in a space this small IF it was a cabin out in the middle of nowhere. Fuck living in an apartment with hundreds of other people.

Not bad to be honest. Good place for a student

Animals in zoos have larger, more enriching enclosures.

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no window. die

Your mom is the toilet monkey

>no place to take a bath with your lil qt
>2 foot wide shower
>just enough space to commit suicide when you realize you have no qt

why their fucking kid is blonde.
his wife probably cheat on him.

This is literally all you need to be happy.

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Imagine four people living in a shitty pod like that.

>food grease and smell getting all over your stuff
Yuck

Why have a door? We should just build them with the goyim already inside.

looks disgusting

>toilet not separated from bathroom
Disgosten

Both parents have recessive blonde genes. Also, almost 100 % of Nordic children have blonde hair even if their parents are brunettes.

Why is there no atomic mushroom in this image?

youtube.com/watch?v=66fMYrjEZKE

Yeah of course believe that.
If your children do not loke like you it's just because they not from you.

It'd look better painted.

That's to make podcucks spent all their wagiebux on takeout

Oh nice! A mirror so that the room simply APPEARS bigger than it is, giving the illusion of more space! hahaha!

Maybe if you're a woke LGBTQ faggot living a hipster lifestyle.

This is literally all you need to be happy

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poor

Kys kike.

based

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He can't fit in that tiny euroslob pod

What if I wanted it to look like this?
>that's antisemitic

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t.subhuman.

I don't want to be that close to my wife as she makes tictok videos all day