>EU, 2030 >DONT WORRY LADS, ANY DAY NOW WE WILL WIN, YOU JUST GOTTA WEAR SWEATER FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER >PUT THIRD ONE ON >15 DEGREES >ONCE A WEEK YOU GET TO TAKE A SHOWER BETWEEN A NORMAL NIGGER AND A UKRAINIGGER IN A PUBLIC BATH HOUSE >"I heard the palrament bath houses have water hotter than 30 degrees in them"
>GET CHRISTMAS BONUS >THINK ABOUT SPENDING IT ALL ON RAISING THE INDOOR TEMPERATURE OF YOUR 5 SQUARE METER LUXURY GREEN ECO VALUE CONDO BY 1 DEGREE FOR A MONTH >SAVE IT INSTEAD >NEXT CHRISTMAS GET A LUXURY VACATION PACKAGE TO MOSCOW SUBURBS >UPON RETURNING EXCITEDLY SHARE THE DETAILS WITH YOUR SEX TOY AND LGBT MERCH MANUFACTURING PLANT COWORKERS >RENTED AN ENTIRE 70 SQUARE METER APARTMENT WITH A COUPLE OTHER EUROPEAN TOURISTS >HAD A WHOLE ROOM TO YOURSELF >COMPLETE WITH A KITCHEN AND A FRIDGE WITHOUT BUGS IN IT >HOT WATER COMES FROM A WALL, UNLIMITED >NO POLICE COMES FOR YOU IF YOU LEAVE IT OPEN WITHOUT A LICENSE >TURNING LIGHTS ON AT NIGHT WONT CAUSE A RAID >28 DEGREES INSIDE, YOU CAN JUST FROLICK AROUND IN A SHIRT LIKE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN >500 RUBLES (1000 EUROS) PER DAY >AN ABSOLUTE STEAL >"Yeah mate thats bull youre just brainwashed by slavic propaganda get fucked nigga" >AHMED PUSHES YOU OFF THE PLASTIC CHAIR BEFORE SNATCHING THE MOST SUCCULENT AND FRESH LOOKING BUG OFF YOUR PLATE AND WALKS AWAY
>GO HOME >SAY HELLO TO A RUSSIAN TOURIST FUCKING YOUR WIFE
>still speaking English more than Russian, knows who his conquerors are and makes sure to speak in their native tongue >subtly starts to imply the war will continue for years and years now to lessen the impact of the optics later on lol, better start Americanizing your name vatnik. you'll want to fit in better when we collapse your country once again, without firing a single shot
Elijah Evans
If shit's so bad in EU how come tens of thousands of Russians are emigrating to EU each year?
Benjamin Hall
>subtly starts to imply the war will continue for years and years now to lessen the impact of the optics later on
coz it was hiding its schizophrenia till this year
Lincoln Murphy
Das rite nigga, we gonna smuggle weapon to Ukraine and prolong the conflict as long as possible until every single ruskie trash in sent to the frontline and die, problem? Muricans can keep on sending weapons and aid till eternity with their 20trillion economy and Poles hate Russia so much we will let everything flow into Ukraine till the end of times.
Angel Howard
>still bending over backwards to speak in his masters tongue lol, look at you go. lets be honest vatnik, when i say "red white and blue" you imagine our flag before your own, don't you?
Camden Davis
you mean till the last ukie? Its a known thing already
Samuel Phillips
it might be so in a mind of ukie or eurocuck, idk
Colton Butler
384.285714286 more weeks
Owen Wood
>Russian Occupied Ukraine 2030 >Russian soldier, lying in trench >Forced to fight due to mandatory Russian conscription >Hear about how Moscow Elites are making a killing from the high oil and gas prices and still don't have to fight >"That's just globohomo propoganda comrade!" > -13 C, arms and legs are frostbitten >a...at least Germans can't shower as often! >Position spotted by Ukrainian drone >Donated American McDiversity™ missile hits, blowing you into a fine mist. >Europoors owned yet again
>implying there’ll be a Russia in 2030 I heard hohols seethe when russians outdrink them in a bleach drinking contest! A famous hohol, Ivan Suchide, was able to drink 2 entire bottles of bleach and still write his name correctly! This became a matter of national pride for hohols! LETS SEE IF OUR RUSSIAN BROS CAN OUTDRINK HOHOLS! SLAVA ZZZZZ
Brayden Nelson
Fucking love you Russians. The stupid shit going on over there isn't affecting me over here. Fuck the Eurofaggots. Reminder: Ukraine will be taking like Crimea, and both will be better for it.
zelensky will surrender after all ukrainians die. He will have made lots of money and then will surrender (all will be for nothing) >>Donated American McDiversity™ missile hits, blowing you into a fine mist. nice, you are proud of the fact that our country kills people in conflicts that have nothing to do with us and also forces people to be faggots and niggerlovers. Very good
Liam Lewis
Is that why you communist filth can only post me paints of a pig made out of the Ukrainian flag >HEHE THIS IS U HOHOL *retarded laughter*
Daniel Turner
In 2030 the Russian Federation won't even exist anymore and I will take a trip to the independent Republic of Karelia, which has grown wealthy as an EU member state.
Joshua Perry
>communist хpюкни
Nicholas Foster
NOOOO YOU DONT HECKIN GETTERINO ITTERINO!!! I _HAVE_ TO LOWER MY QUALITY OF LIFE EVEN MORE TO APPEASE THE TANTRUMS OF OUR GLORIOUS WEF-APPOINTED LEADERS!! I WILL LITERALLY CUT OFF MY NOSE IF IT PISSESS OFF A RUSSIAN!! I _DO NOT_ HAVE PDS!!!!
Leo Miller
Were all really proud our rainbow colored bombs made by fully inclusive sweatshop workers in China blow the legs off of Russian zoomers who are supposed to start a family and sustain the aging population of Russia with ptsd and little stumps
Robert Powell
You joke now, but once Ukraine has been fed to the Russian war machine, Poland will be next. Don't worry, the West will cheer for you from the sidelines.
Sebastian Barnes
Sorry I don’t speak “defeated in the Cold War”
Robert Rivera
>Russians >People Yes, it's quite comfy having them blown to bits while I take a shit and gorge myself with hamburgers
learn English before you speak, faggot. Even your enemies know English better than you. Very sad.
Wyatt Jackson
Oyvey the vpn bot malfunctioned and answered the wrong post They need to instruct you people on how to spot irony from an actual Russian trying to be ironic himself instead of jumping from the 5th floor
Joseph Adams
>NEXT CHRISTMAS GET A LUXURY VACATION PACKAGE TO MOSCOW SUBURBS Was believable until this point You live in a shithole Ivan
America has sent our niggers and fat beaner gang members to kill third worlders and spray paint their ghetto trash gang signs in the countries that they invaded.
Also >russian tourists in Europe Should we tell them the only place they’ll be able to consume the 2days vacation the communist bloc will afford them is a literal fucking war zone in Crimea
Nathan Rogers
I don't care about the taiwan situation but yeah that's funny
John Morris
>Be greek >Life is exactly the same >Laugh at Germs slaves >During winter stay indoors with family >During summer lay at the beach >Life is good
Camden Cruz
The war hasn't affected me economically at all yet and I'm paid as little as you can in this country.
I think Russia will run out of Kalibrs and S-300/400/500 missiles in a few months and then Ukraine is pretty much free to bombard everything they want. And Russia's supply is already struggling to keep everyone fed and armed. When winter comes ziggers will probably freeze to death.
Oliver Brooks
>complains about a single typo Pablo, seems like you're compensating for being ESL
