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What magic spell does the staff have? What magic words activate it?

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it's what they use to ring for 6'o bong

It turns people based.
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ah! this makes more sense, thanks!

It represents the power of the monarchs. A symbol visible to the members parliament.

>American knowing esoteric parliamentary custom
Colour me impressed. A rare American on this board who’s not completely retarded.

What's colour?

Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's)

Don't be impressed the goblin just hit up wikipedia

The right way to spell it you nonce

It's unfair. The City of London's representative has prestige-classed into Remembrancer. That's totally pay-to-win.

It's the queens dildo. Before you speak you must sniff it

That's the scepter of authority

the original staff was stolen and the replica has no powers

The Queen's staff is better, plus she has a royal ball to go with it.

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>brits have a staff
>americans have a mace
its like every country could form an adventuring party

The queens staff looks more like a fairies wand, no suprise you'd prefer that with a ball you faggot.

The one in the parliment is an actual gold mace, like a giant golden war mace, far better than that little bitch fairy wand.

Who the fuck would go to war with a golden mace? They're both for show. At least the Queen's looks like an actual magical fairy wand, with real jewels and everything. A gold plated weapon is something you could find in Pablo Escobar's home.

I always preferred the axe to the mace.

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Okay mate, you swing your "magical" jewled fairy wand about trying to cast your magical spells whilst me, grounded in this reality can swing this 18+ct gold mace through your skull.

The mace is a symbol of authority & it's value is more than what either of us together could accumulate in our life times.

Pablo Escobar had no class, he wouldn't own such a magnificent weapon.

Yeah that's pretty damn sweet, I do prefer slicing & cutting weaponry.

>At least the Queen's looks like an actual magical fairy wand, with real jewels and everything.

You can certainly be a fairy but you will never be a woman.