Libfarts telling me this is the same as eating some shitty disgusting grubs

>libfarts telling me this is the same as eating some shitty disgusting grubs

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so what kind of mcdonalds sauce did he drown that lobster in

He's gonna put it in his ass isn't he?

STOP LISTENING TO LIBERALS
YES EVEN YOUR MOM

seafood sauce inspired by Bloveslife's bloves sauce i think he made it himself

Lobster is also an extremely expensive commodity. It's not peasant food and it's not something people typically eat very often.

He should try putting it in his peehole.

I never had lobster tho, is it as good as people say it is?

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>It's not peasant food
That's the trick.
It was peasant food.
Lobster was used to feed prisoners.
The British soldiers stationed in the New World at one point almost revolted over being fed lobster.
It only became a delicacy as people moved into the western U.S. during the late 1800s and the logistics of getting a live Lobster from the East Coast to the middle of some wild west town was an impressive feet.

No, it's good but it's not some life changing experience as some retards like to think. Since it's so expensive it usually gets served in a nice setting with good things served with it. That's what makes it nice, not the meat itself.

>DURRRR...if you eat normal food like chicken breast meat, then you should also be fine with eating a bowl of dry roasted whole hummingbirds complete with feathers, feet, bones, head, beak, guts, stomach contents, and everything. They are the same thing...HURRR DURRR.

the most disgusting part of the whole eating grubs thing is eating their shit filled guts

Yeah that was quite different. Prisoner food lobster was entire lobsters boiled and then ground down whole into a gruel with no seasoning. You fun factoid retards tend to ignore that part.

Not really. Eating it is more a way to flex on poor people if you order it at a nice place. On a basis of pure taste I'd eat plenty of things over it, even seafood there's other things I'd eat before lobster if I'm just looking to enjoy my food.

Lobster is prison food.

And how did it become prisoner food you stupid nigger? Because nobody else wanted to eat it even when cooked properly because it was a low status food they thought sucked.

Crabs are superior to lobster. Nothing is better than blue crab, or crabpickins with the famalam n friends. This is something you northern fags will never get to experience.

Lobster is goyslop for literal prisoners

No. Unless it's cooked in butter and just a big glob of lobster and butter sauce...then it's not gonna taste great.

No because the prison could just get it for free by throwing a few traps off the dock. Nigger.

The way they prepare it is the way you make anything else taste nice. I imagine it will only taste kinda like rubber or an eraser.

So you will eat the bugs based off seasoning and presentation?
However Lobster was served up in the 1700's and 1800's .
It was still lobster.

It doesn't have a particularly strong flavour or anything, but it does taste good to me. It's not too far from how shrimp tastes and feels.

Tossbros, how will we ever recover?

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A lobster that big would
A) taste like shit
B) be like 160 years old

It goes great with steak, it should be a supplemental meat not a main course IMO.

Only if you get it in Maine at some mom and pop restaurant by the coast

I had some once. it was alright. but i don't plan on making any trips to red lobster in the future.

it used to be tho

People who equate insects to seafood are willingly failing to understand why seafood is edible in the first place while bugs are not. I have never seen anyone eat an entire shrimp or crab without peeling off the shell, bug faggots are pretending that eating pure flesh is the same as devouring the entire bug and all of it's limbs.

We are all fish reptile bird monkey frog grubs. Eating a lobster is close to cannibalism, acktually.

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Just tell them you can't eat bugs because it's not kosher or halal. If they ever come up with a sneaky way of sticking bugs into all of our food I'm just going to shop exclusively at kosher and halal grocers.

Don't consume chitin

just as a predator as nature intended

Tastes like shrimp. Yes it's pretty good

That doesn't mean shit. If there was any value in it at all they would sell their lobster and buy cheaper food and pocket the money. Instead they ground it up and fed it to their prisoners because noone wanted to buy lobster.

>eating pure flesh is the same as devouring the entire bug and all of it's limbs.
That is how the WEF and all these bug pushers are advertising the bugs to us now though.
Leg heads exoskeleton and the shit still in their bodies.
Not to mention any parasite still inside the cricket.
Ever see Hairworms come out of a cricket?
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They want us eating that shit.
Along with the poison Chitin in the bugs.

Crustaceans are not insects. It’s like saying eating a cow and eating rat is comparable (cows and rats are more closely related than crustaceans and insects).