Guys at least twice a year I wake up and there's this rock in my room. I'm not sure how to remove it or make it stop appearing.. I asked it nicely but it says it's libertarian and I violated the NAP.
Politically speaking, what do you do when the rock appears
Break it into pieces and remove it piece by piece.
I stop watching because his movies are terrible.
Engage in political negotiations with said rock and avoid any potential escalations at all costs. If relations between rock and (You) deteriorate then I pity the man who has to sleep in that same room.
put a shekel under it and invite a jew round
Put it in a crack pipe and smoke it
You don't know what to do when the Rock comes to visit? You place a traditional offering of a sixpack of VB by it, and by next day the rock and the case are gone.
Or try to escalate all the time so other people who worship the rock do something about it.
sounds like you would allow the rock to penetrate your anus
That's mine. Give it back.