>david cool water cologne: check
>shaved balls: check
>showered thoroughly and clean ass: check
I’m heading out to get pussy, why are you doing tonight bro?
It’s Friday Night
*what are
Thinking of all the slampigs
i'm fucking my gf
You cleaned your ass?
While posting still
Yes, soap and water whisk making sure to not eat so I don’t poop later.
yeah, she rides me while i phonepost
I LIVE IN ENDLESSSSS
HALLUCINATIONS
Doubt. I’m waiting for my gyros
Drugs to avoid the pussy? Lame
Based :3
I genuinely don't even want pussy anymore. Too bitter for that shit, and I'm not even in my 20s. sad!
>t. not a virgin since grade 9
stop ruining the band with trannyshit
(OP)
i don't think you're the one thats gonna get the pussy in the end op
I played fallout for 11 hours straight and now I'm going to sleep
Based I know
My father and brother just left the house to fly back to the other side of the country tomorrow.
I'm relaxing.
Im going to sleep
I will do everything in my power to do the opposite of what you want
Cool Water? The 90's called and want their cologne back.
I am gonna drink even more and im gonna put some linkin park and play vidya all night fucking finally i had some bullshit ruin my weekend for 3 consecutive weeks not this time
Salud, Any Forums
Playing Project Zomboid and I finally made it to the farm in the west, time to fortify that bitch and plant some crops.
I'm killing niggers in rdr2, i'm the scourge of black bayou. If you're a nigger - i'll get you too.
Nice larp, but you ain't fooling anyone
Playing vidya then fucking my gf after eating take out
Go to bed in 10 minutes after doing a catch up on my Anki reps and some stretches.
Sleep early, wake early. NEET life.
>soap and water whisk making sure to not eat so I don’t poop later
whoever you pull is going to be a lucky guy
but a whole whisk? he won't feel anything after that
not to mention that soap is probably very irritating to your colon