It’s Friday Night

>david cool water cologne: check
>shaved balls: check
>showered thoroughly and clean ass: check
I’m heading out to get pussy, why are you doing tonight bro?

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*what are
Thinking of all the slampigs

i'm fucking my gf

You cleaned your ass?

While posting still

Yes, soap and water whisk making sure to not eat so I don’t poop later.

yeah, she rides me while i phonepost

I LIVE IN ENDLESSSSS
HALLUCINATIONS

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Doubt. I’m waiting for my gyros
Drugs to avoid the pussy? Lame

Based :3

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I genuinely don't even want pussy anymore. Too bitter for that shit, and I'm not even in my 20s. sad!
>t. not a virgin since grade 9
stop ruining the band with trannyshit

(OP)

i don't think you're the one thats gonna get the pussy in the end op

I played fallout for 11 hours straight and now I'm going to sleep
Based I know

My father and brother just left the house to fly back to the other side of the country tomorrow.

I'm relaxing.

Im going to sleep

I will do everything in my power to do the opposite of what you want

Cool Water? The 90's called and want their cologne back.

I am gonna drink even more and im gonna put some linkin park and play vidya all night fucking finally i had some bullshit ruin my weekend for 3 consecutive weeks not this time

Salud, Any Forums

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Playing Project Zomboid and I finally made it to the farm in the west, time to fortify that bitch and plant some crops.

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I'm killing niggers in rdr2, i'm the scourge of black bayou. If you're a nigger - i'll get you too.

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Nice larp, but you ain't fooling anyone

Playing vidya then fucking my gf after eating take out

Go to bed in 10 minutes after doing a catch up on my Anki reps and some stretches.
Sleep early, wake early. NEET life.

>soap and water whisk making sure to not eat so I don’t poop later
whoever you pull is going to be a lucky guy
but a whole whisk? he won't feel anything after that
not to mention that soap is probably very irritating to your colon