What's your go-to SHTF weapon? You can only pick one

No projectile, beam, energy, electromagnetic, radioactive, etc. weapons aloud. For me it's the Stanley Fubar Fatmax. A combination sledgehammer, pick, crowbar, and wrench, it weighs eight pounds and retails for a resonable $49.99. This baby's built out of a single forged bar so you can eventually shuck open a bank vault or battle tank with it.

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>aloud
stopped reading there. kys

My favorite weapon is a portable thermonuclear ICBM device.

Full tang machete

>Stanley lmfao
That shit is garbage as fuck

Why do you keep trying to sell this big wrench here?

They’ll never see me coming

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A Crimson Rhino.

A club that's not too long

That's a knockoff Haligan. An actual haligan has a longer pick and a longer shaft, so it'd be better. I'm white so I dont fool with melee weapons. I carry a gun with 16 shots around town. At home I have rifles with drum mags and shit.