How do I peacefully kms and make it look like an accident?

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have information that could put hillary clinton in jail?

Overdose.

just get one of those statistically dangerous jobs, like arctic underwater oilrig welder, you’ll either accidentally yourself or make enough to retire at 35

Fall off a ladder.

Do a flip from a tall building.

Peacefully choke on a giant sausage

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don't an hero
so many better ways and reasons to go out right now like a man

come to Brazil

Hang yourself with your dick out.

No matter how you'll still hurt someone, think about them and just keep going

Carbon monoxide poisoning from a broken furnace. Happens all the time...

fpbp. You get raked last.

This is the best advice

Visit Grand Canyon
Trip
Problem solved

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Go to a park and get yourself mauled by a bear or cougar.

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You don't know about the ladder or stairs trick?

Auto-erotic asphyxiation

this just use a door handle and belt. happens a lot and they will just think a fucking faggot.

ozone

i came here to post this, fpbp

this is true, if you have parents who love you then just dont do it.

Just go to Australia, suicide and assisted suicide is legal there

Douse yourself in flammable fluid, lean outside a high rise building window or rooftop, and have a gun. As you fall over thr window seal or walk off the roof top, you light yourself on fire with one hand, then pull the trigger to your temple. Reduces the risk of surviving

get a motorcycle and crash it into a wall or do that shit where you choke yourself while you are jackin but you dont stop choking. or get a bunch of party stuff, set it up, and do fent.

You gave me a good idea if I ever find the opportunity...

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This would be great to know. Got to make sure the wife and kids get the life insurance payout. Thinking work place accident. Have some big heavy shit fall 30 ft onto my head. Over in an instant.

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hey now thats not a bad idea i might buy a 4 wheeler and do that.

thats not very peaceful
a bear doesn't kill you first and then eat you, a bear just starts eating. fuck that.

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Imagine being broken on the rocks still alive as vultures pick out your eyes slowly over a couple days as you die in agony.

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Do a TikTok challenge near a cliff.

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dumb mutt your not living from a 2k foot fall on to rocks lol

I would hot rod a seadoo with a massive turbo and fuel system, ride that puppy off Niagara falls and do a flip. Or wrestle a grizzly bear. Both could be framed as unfortunate accidents

Become Russian cannon fodder.

lol these ideas are awesome because i legit want to kms

if you're serious then your chances of survival have dropped to 0%. with this new information you can feel emboldened to try anything, do anything. Arctic underwater oilrig welder user has a goad point, but it doesn't even have to be something like that. fly to Czechia and become involved in the drug scene, go to Africa and walk into a jungle, sail down the amazon. if you are going to die anyway, you may as well have an adventure. Plus you might come out on the other side a different person.