ON PATROL: LIVE #2 FIGHTING GOD EDITION

the absolute mouth in this lass

She needs meds

uh yes let's just watch this woman curse for 10 minutes straight

tfw no crazy Florida methhead gf

I also counted cuts away

>want to make the white woman look worse
>randomly beep out most of what she says
I'm on to your tricks, Dan

All my niggas hate Deputy Doofus McRufus.

Hey.

Shoot a nigger in the face. Lets goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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there was one other but I'm not gonna tell you what it was

Nah you stupid!

Man, this woman is vile.

>i can save her

imagine this is your mom

ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE
AND IM ABOUT TO BREAK

I think amber is a Any Forums poster

rude

wait the woman was paying child support?

Did she just offer to sleep with them? Lol.

This nigga sleeping in the street!

I bet her kids are mixed race.

My wife and I used to love watching this together but now all she does lay on the couch watching tik toks until she falls asleep at anytime 8-9:30 and bitches about how she wakes up at 2 am and can't fall back asleep. I hate this shit bros. Stay single as long as you can

Holy shit we’ve got abos now?

I'm so comfy bros

Would smash that sexy NM Latino/native woman

Narcan time

>call the cops on yourself
>get pissed off at the cops
Woman moment

>lying in the middle of the road
One of us

Amber is the color of your energy

I want to see my kids!
Where are your kids?
I don't know you %^&$# & *(*@%# piece of #!)@$(%!

ALBERT!

big booty latina spotted

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Isn't this show the best!!!

Used pussy, yellow teeth. Yuck

>guy lying the road

>Schizo craving attention
or
>drunk ?

I think Amber is a coal burner

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Yeah I got her medicine right here haha
>cums in pants

idk its pretty common in US for the clerks in local/county gov to fuck shit up. Its actually more likely her story is true then false
>showed up to court as requested but they fuck up as always
>warrent for me the next day

heem sleepy

Sometimes you just gotta go nap naps in the road!

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Meth gang

>sir, you can't sleep in the middle of the road

druk

too much firewater

I miss live PD

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Fucken a Albert!

Pics or it didn't habben

Based Albert.

Albert got some meth? Awww he got us!

oh Albert, you rascal

It's confusing. What was the Florida woman up to?

classic albert

most likely :/

>man on the ground
What ethnicity is this?

based Albert

>i've got some meth on me
>jk just pranking
based

>Faking having meth to cops
Dude Id totally party with Albert

Asphalt Albert!

This dude joking about having meth, what a lad.

based albert snoozin the the street

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He looks like that Mexican from that webm where he gets kicked out of the bar and tries to act hard and fake walk back in

What a jokester!

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Stiks does not look good in Pink.

absolute state of Americans

>you got bubblegum!
Yeah, METH LACED BUBBLEGUM

messican

That's probably why serious stuff takes multiple dates.

He’s going to end up in the hospital tonight, courtesy of the tax payers

ALBERT GOTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

ALBERT PULLIN JOKES

Have you posted tits yet stella

doubtful. The kids are with the father

never know when you might need to clip them nails

>haha I have meth... JUST KIDDING HAHA
He probably does have meth on him lol
200 IQ move

Welcome back leafbro

LETS FUCKIN GOOO

She just a regular florida woman in distress because her man beats her and she has kids with him. I have friends that act like that.

Tits or GTFO

next time a cop pulls me over im gonna pretend i have meth for the fucking lulz

Maybe you should give her a reason to stay off the computer and awake

t. Married 33 years

actually I take that back. She burns the coal now, but the children father isn't a nigger

What a loser he missed

CHOOT EM

damn this helicopter view is sick

I don't think this is actually live though. Who cares if it's not live

>negative on sticks
weakass throw
>again
fucken pussy
>third time's the charm

>that bitch throw
COME ON!

We Sicario vision now.

bullshit PS2 graphics

>I got meth
Psych!!!

they'll never think to check him now

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if they weren't live, he'd be shot

How about you stop typing.

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There’s a 10-20 minute delay

Here come the digits

Yeah, my advice is don't fix everything at once, leave a bit left over so she has something to occupy her time with.

How do these people think this ends? Why the fuck would you run from cops?

that heat signature on the target car

The FBI is watching us watch OPL in that view lol.

WE GOT A COAL BURNER

Dan must be having a meltdown. He hasn't tried to sneak in a break.

>SHE AINT DO SHIT
big nig emerges

Trump will win

Checked.
Who dis?

they don't normally do it before the first 20 minutes

WHERE IS GIGA? HAS HE BEEN SPOTTED?

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Fatties finna get some jail time, based.

Trump won

>hahaha so funny, good one bro
>*cracks your skull on the sidewalk*

i gotta take a shower on the break

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I guessed the perps. My prize, please.

it's probably more work for them to arrest an illegal that will get off any way so coppers don't want to find anything

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Toll paid.

WE WUZ OPPRESSED N SHIT!

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ARRESTING KANGZ, WTF

Go back to Facebook boomer

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Lets watch these Nigs get what's coming to them.

He's probably going crazy right now. Must be drunk again.

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big night for Colt's Pig Stand

I'm watching on the stream!
am I doing it right?
hahahaha you guys
lol
lmao

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>might as well just give up

>I guessed the criminals would be black
:o

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NYE IS BEST

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why is your tv black and white

found this on their site
>Is there any time delay on airing ON PATROL: LIVE?
>The show is filmed in real time and airs live. However, because of television standards and practices, like all live programming there is a slight time delay to address the safety and security purposes outlined above. The delay can be as little as a few minutes or up to 20-30 minutes, depending on the circumstance. Any delay longer than that would be acknowledged on air as having occurred earlier.

dey racis

Makes sense when they're holding or strapped but often these perps evade b/c of suspended DL like this case. Brainless.

Never been on Facebook faggot

i miss cytube stream bros..

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That Dodge Challenger outran the chopper in Texas.

We all agree that replays don't count for bingo, right?

Get in the fuckin chat bros.

Inb4 glownigger.

>Protip from sticks
>If you’re going to run, run at 4-5am when the chopper isn’t up

I miss him bros… the most legendary moment of live pd threads

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What are you talking about? Its in color for me.

Someone give Albert a spinoff

I bet they had something illegal on them that they hid in their house

>sues the local pd over unlawful abuse
thanks for the half $million bro

well maybe if niggers actually steamed it on there instead of other shit.

Do you ever STFU?

Shes fucking addicted to that shit and can't watch anything longer than a few seconds because of this tik tok shit. She just puts her headphones in and sits there like she's brain dead

lol Albert is throwed rn

they're fucking faggots, reporting all the streams on twitch and trovo

It's up though.

>not escaping through the sewers
git gud scrubs

I like articulate black people. Not gonna lie. They're cool. Wish more of them were like the cop there.

That must be why Dodge is retiring it.

QUICK BREAK

fo real?

That fucker was in a hellcat and went like 150mph

>not understanding focal length
ngmi

THEY KEEP CALLING ME ON THE PHOOOOOONE

haha, it wasn't even me now I've got you chasing ghosts

cytu dot be/r/jewsdidthis

he fucked up, that's good info

DAN

hey guise who's hungry for dominos

He knows he's going to get charged $200 for that ambulance.

Unless your black, you get nothing. And if you are black, then get the fuck out nigger.

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He's toxic and an embarrassment to himself. Get him banned.

Uh, user... you might want to get your eyes checked thats a color TV.

ALBERT

These new ads are to high class for Reelz network, bring back the outrageous product ads!

remind me what dan's last name is again
oh ABRAMS, I almost forgot

no webm?
wtf

HOW MANY NIGGERS GET CAUGHT SO FAR?

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200? Who's your ambulance guy?

Tough guy and cool guy. I bet you feel like clint Eastwood or John Wayne.

Some tranny

WHERE ARE THE KISS ADS?????

can we also get a “best of live PD” with vids and webmail of just the good stuff I hate sitting through all the fluff

rip steam

Me. Also, NATO needs balls.

yeah user, (((nothing)))

there's a place where you can ban people lots, you should go back there

I don’t think he cares about his credit and when your indignant the state pays for it, IE you pay for it

aaaand its gone.

For me it's Sneed's Hydroseed Cannon.

FUCK
JANNIES

FUCKING JANNIES

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fuck. That was quick

1 caught, 1 talked to; 1 woman arrested, 1 latino arrested, and some crazy old guy taken to a hospital.

>dlive.tv/happeningwatchlive

> Literally the second I join it gets shoah'd

Holy shit are there seriously no working streams tonight?

DLive stream just got suspended

plz DAN COME BACK

RIP STREAM
FUCK DLIVE
CHINESE SPYWARE LOL

I'm just gonna make my own english muffin pizzas for 1/5 the price.

is 150 fast? IDK most shitty cars can get up to 120mpg for a few mins before blowing. Hellcat can def make it to 200. This aint even a good try.

IM FUCKING LATE BUT I MADE WHAT I MISS??

OH NO NO NO NO

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Cablebros… we can’t stop winning

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the USTVGO stream works. No chat though.
I haven't checked the cytube yet
cytu dot be/r/jewsdidthis

>wake up helicuck another future doctor doesn't want to pull over

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>cytu dot be/r/jewsdidthis
Because these Cunts report everyone fuck this jew cunts

this works
ustvgo.tv/reelzchannel-live-stream

Oh so he just doesn't want the inconvenience of walking back from the hospital.

It’s a filter, dum dum

SHUT IT DOWN

DAN!

>ustvgo.tv/reelzchannel-live-stream/
pop screen, fuck stream chats

KYS CABLE GOY

get fucking cable or find an IPTV source retards, OPL and reelz are being a lot more proactive with DMCA takedowns

For me it's the Jr. Chicken

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right more like $2000. City of San Francisco sends me an unpaid bill from 5 years ago. I refuse to pay it because I tried to not get on ambulance and they forced me. They wouldnt accept my anthem blue cross insurance which covers it but they want the cash. Fuck that faggot nigger filled city.

ustvgo.tv/reelzchannel-live-stream
This works for me as long as I have javascript enabled.

Feels good to stay winning bro.

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Just enjoy the show user, I'm not here to argue in these threads.

cytu dot be/r/jewsdidthis
cytu dot be/r/jewsdidthis
cytu dot be/r/jewsdidthis

god i'm so hungry.

just use the tvgo stream ya turkeys

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watching on selectTV, keep making new free trial accounts every friday and it lasts the whole week

kek that nigga totten

I have all those things but they dont have a comfy chat

I saw a tranny at the gas station today. it was looking kind of distressed, so I rode by on the zx10r and kicked it square in the ass when I left.
I looked back and it was screeching and having a sissy fit.
and I thought to myself,
>my work here is done.

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CYTUBE IS UP AND RUNNING GET IN HERE
cytu dot be/r/jewsdidthis
cytu dot be/r/jewsdidthis
cytu dot be/r/jewsdidthis

Lol. Lmao even.

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Traffic stops would scare TF out of me if I were a cop. I'd get everyone out and face down on the ground before I approached.

>please spend your money on our tv services goyim

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I come here for the comfy chat

for me it's a gourmet cheeseburger

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>pulling over to fix the light
What?

A gay negro, a belligerent roastie, and some fatty with an airsoft gun, but they just shoah'd us again :(

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Nigga stole someones toilet

bros he got a toilet strapped on it

iirc they're among the most dangerous calls along with domestic violence calls

That explains the toilet

Gay

>officer pulls you over
>he asks you how your days going
>"Well officer it was a lot better before you showed up"

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I would take an ambulance every if it was 200. Get there in record time. Faster than uber. Imagine how much a helo flight costs.

>he doesn't carry his own toilet everywhere

I still remember when Cpl. Ballard got gunned down by that psycho nigger. A good black cop taken by a stupid worthless fuck. Rest in Piece.

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do not respond to teh turkeys!

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fuck shittube they mass reporting us. go to their source instead youtube.com/watch?v=tDIzy0VXtqw

Because OP: Live is the number 1 show on cable and on air right now

Lagged as fuck and out of sync ultra low-res shit.

Fat faggots

He was driving on the interstate bobbing and weaving dodging cars leaving Dallas or Huston. That’s still some serious skill

>he came back to life
Wtf is going on tonight

HERE WE GO

F

welcome to America!

Thanks for the recap and fuck jannies. thats a new one asukanon, looks cute

Another Florida incident... Come on...

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this. But its an emergency backup that has been up since week 1

never goes down, and just chat here, the image is good enough, gives it a grittier feeling

is that a streamlight

Did that man just say he saw someone come back to life?

ahhh sheeit what is florida man up to?

WAS THAT FUCKING STEPHEN HAWKING ON THE RADIO????

trovo.live/wappeninghatch
trovo.live/wappeninghatch
trovo.live/wappeninghatch
trovo.live/wappeninghatch

Mr. Big Gut almost got shot.