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poo pilly
guess which city i live in based on how the slags and bouncers act
Lahore
leeds
same thing
it was manchester all along
same thing
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger;
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favour'd rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect;
Let pry through the portage of the head
Like the brass cannon; let the brow o'erwhelm it
As fearfully as doth a galled rock
O'erhang and jutty his confounded base,
Swill'd with the wild and wasteful ocean.
Now set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide,
Hold hard the breath and bend up every spirit
To his full height. On, on, you noblest English.
Whose blood is fet from fathers of war-proof!
Fathers that, like so many Alexanders,
Have in these parts from morn till even fought
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument:
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you call'd fathers did beget you.
Be copy now to men of grosser blood,
And teach them how to war. And you, good yeoman,
Whose limbs were made in England, show us here
The mettle of your pasture; let us swear
That you are worth your breeding; which I doubt not;
For there is none of you so mean and base,
That hath not noble lustre in your eyes.
I see you stand like greyhounds in the slips,
Straining upon the start. The game's afoot:
Follow your spirit, and upon this charge
Cry 'God for Harry, England, and Saint George!'
tad racist lad
what about the bames?
its not meant to be like this
Brincels are the dumbest bunch of guys on this entire website
ta
Shite thread already lads
Night night faggots
i dont want to feel like this
you're an actual black man with a tiny penis
Portsmouth
They are on the other side of the breach : )
Reddits that way pal.
can't fucking believe gf had the gall to leave me
i'm clicked up with Sicilians and angolans
ok?
>Any Forums exists
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England sucks
Sad me epic Celtic headband didn't arrive in time for me journey across the states. Simple as
