Hi, I'm here for the job interview

>Hi, I'm here for the job interview

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Casting for the DOOM live-action movie is in the neighboring building, sir.

You're hired!

Ngmi

were you never taught that judging people based on appearance is wrong?

"You've got the job. Welcome to the NBC family."

You are hired.

Say no more, I think you will fit in perfectly here at our haunted house. When can you start?

Are there any websites that track the aging process of self-made creaturas like this?

Probably would work harder than the zoomers we have. What is the deal with this generation...entitled and lazy as fuck.

is he some extraterrestrial larping as a tattooed faggot?

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orcmaxxing is real

Excellent, we've been needing a new dinosaurian freakazoid to frighten the children, you're hired.

>Xir, sit down
>You need to do an aptitude test.
>Please install windows 2008 server on this VM with access to 500 VMs running windows 7 with 10% capacity to senior level, 1% capacity to admin, oh and you'll need to create a backup drive within 5 hours

>REEEEEEE

>NATO general
>circa 2030

That guy could really impress my colleagues if he said the right things.

Looks does matter. You can't be ugly and get a beautiful girlfriend.

look at the background
>Deep Underground Military Base

You're hired!
Welcome to the russian military!

it girlfriend is hot

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Go hack forest or mine gold. Zug-zug! Loktar!

looks german to me

Kek

Sir, this is a work camp. Please have a shower.

Trogg rights are Human rights

You can be ugly and get a beautiful girlfriend.

You can't be ugly and have a horrible attitude and get a beautiful girlfriend. just like you can't be a fat girl with a shitty attitude.

people don't want to deal with your drama.

Finally I get to post this.

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hello sir, you'll fit right in here at hideous ogres corp

She would be if she didn't look like she smeared shit all over herself. Good for him, though. I bet them having sex looks like a Warcraft battle scene

Based honor haver

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Zoomers don't work hard because they see it is all a joke. They are being raised in peek meme economy

This isn’t true. You can be ugly as long as you’re rich and have influence in some form or another. Women are less visually shallow and more intrinsically shallow.

I hope this one has an even longer first-person sequence.

>I'm here to steal yo gf wyboi

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I would go back in time and show this photo to Churchill

orc rights are human rights

THE BLOOD OF JESUS IS AGAINST YOU
THE BLOOD OF JESUS IS AGAINST YOU
I CAST YOU OUT DEMON OF HELL
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

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You're hired, young warchief.

>"girl"friend

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I think the muslims might have a point

>You can't be ugly and have a horrible attitude and get a beautiful girlfriend
yes you can if you have enough money or influence/clout

it's so fucking funny
men have been writing about penis envy since literally the beginning of history. this fucking freak thinks intimidation factor is a product you can just purchase

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Lmao at that watto looking nigger

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Horde loading screen

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE ADVERTISEMENTS FROM SOMEWHERE IN EUROPE OF PEOPLE WITH THEIR BODIES PAINTED VARIOUS COLORS AND OTHER PEOPLE WITH MATCHING PAINT INDICATING THEY WERE FUCKING?

Webm for attention. Thanks in advance

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Shoot you in the head

Now there's a Warchief who did nothing wrong.

>transexual you say.. heh that's kid shit. Call me when you've hit the big leagues kid

>LARPing as a demonic creature
>Still wears a mask, scared of coof

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This week in 'Women of Warcraft', Blizzard would like to introduce Orcina. Orcina is a 27 yearbold trans woman / trans orc and works in our HR department.

He's also wearing a Rick and Morty tshirt

Imagen hating your self so much so you turn your self in to that

>Don't talk such rot.

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