Brit/pol/ Friday Night Edition

post malmo

you ever been hempstock?

still no one can tell me what the circle in the yellow is

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Hope cauldron gets sober this year

im on a false ego trip

damn, I remember when there was snow in malmo

>caring about a tripfag
ngmi

couple weeks of training and 2 shots and a 35cl do this to me? fuck sake

What do you mean by folk events? Local community events or heritage events? I've been to half a dozen over the past 2 months.

im a renegade of sorts

nah it was nino
why did he delete his reply to you tho kek

and what?
I know a few lads who've done that
and I know a few who've had it happen
part and parcel when you're high t and around other high t men
happened to some lad parko when I was in secondary school and he was in the year above
way to go exposing yourself as only ever being around weak effeminate men lol

some local morris dancers came to the pub a couple of weeks ago.

How are you doing over there bongs? Got enough curry and bread sandwiches to last?

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moan up tae glesga we'll go trancefest and ill get ye a burd

The thumbnail would make you think it's a GTA V clip.

Josh your reasoning skills are poor. If, and that’s a big if, any of that happened it was clearly imitating Tyson.

Can't afford fish and chips anymore
Hard times

still thinking about that cat

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Anonymongs live and die quietly and with dignity.

am pube

Just stroked neighbours cat and broke out in hives.
Im gutted

I'm a bushcraft instructor, 2 months ago I ate wild cherries for breakfast on my way to work. This month I'm eating blackberries. I also drink nettle tea on the regular and on occasion go trout fishing.

Poorfag. It's £8 for fish & chips.

hink a bunch ae african refugees moved in two houses over ffs

am in bearsden this isny supposed tae happen tae me

larpery

i'm loaded mate
the poor need to fucking die off, there is no need for them in the UK any more

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We run new york

just don't go to a&e

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>£8
this is why i get a battered sausage for £2

come pick me up big man we'll go on a rampage
waterside court old coach road runcorn cheshire wa7 1gl

yeah because tyson was the first man to bite someone else's ear off wasn't he
come on now
he probs saw it happen loads when he was growing up too
its just a way to make your mark on another man without causing him any sort of lasting harm thats likely to do him in
like it looks horrible and it'll never fully heal but its not particularly dangerous
like any man who's had a bit of his ear bitten off remembers its for his entire life
so I can imagine its why its so common place
its just making an example of someone without doing too much harm to them

m.o.b or so i tell myself haha

Calendar Customs website is very useful for finding out what folk events and traditions are on in each month

>50p

That's a weeks worth of beans on toast
You live like an emperor

I'm clicked up with the sicilians and angolans

i miss her

When I caught Covid I would go out of my way to breathe on my hands and pet cats.

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don't you know gold when you see it?

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its not a cat anymore its a splat

Is that a man or a bird?
>I'm a bushcraft instructor
your mum shown me her bush

Shut up you fucking poorfag or I'll post my Fransisco Franco coins from the 1950s.

the envy of the world

im scared to do some freestyle

nah ahm pyooob

My mum is obese.

im too high and i might go off tempo

Newcastle under lyme
cringe posers

flat packed cat splat

Christ, it must be like Beirut round your way. That is not normal.

I pay £8 for fish and chips at the sea front, looking at a beautiful beach & sea.

I’m fat and have no social skills. But I do have a nice car and house.

>every food bank that can't move for donations
>every fast food 99p menus
>help I'm starving

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>still thinking about that cat

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corr

spit some fire for us

I’m fat and have no social skills, but.. yeah, no thats it.

you know how brincels be, they wanna see if pube is real or is he like some cunt in a movie

i guess i gotta prove my point

slicing motherfuckers now im doing the joint

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i can't fucking believe that was today
today has been the longest day of all time

here's a sov from the 1870s

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Whereabouts? Asking for some seagulls

Whats up with castle?

>annual holidays to tenerife
>70in LCD telly in the living room
>full sky package
>BMW on finance
help me! cost of living is killing us! fucking tories!

jej

nah its comfy its just when the chavs kick off they proper kick off
everyone's dead nice but it can escalate pretty quickly
its not like I know LOADS of people its happened to or who have done it
just a fair few
everywhere has its mentalists though
most of the lads I was mates with in my late teens and early 20s or whatever have been in and out of jail for burg / assault etc so thats probs got something to do with it
I was like the jiminy cricket of the group

Why do you import so many migrants if you have no need for poors anymore?

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I got a megabus through there and a man sat behind me had a mental breakdown

Pube only eats at his local TGI Fridays twice a day

dunno mate, believe it or not, but i'm not a cabinet minister for the current Tory regime

Got a job yet?

You win. My Franco coins and just coins.

Wouldn't you like to know, glowie.

i got my nigga cauldy beside me

bitches on my dick you know the hoes wanna ride me

and my other homies out here like spike lee

they got the camera on a nigga guess they like me

but now im about to pass this motherfucker on cos this tanqueray getting hella strong

they should unironically give out sky sports financial support packages. Its just not aint fair.

kek maybe if you try hard enough a journo will reply

YOOOOO

agreed

them sesame chicken strips tho

Message tiny tempah and let him know that pube is also aware of the dead cat

Come to my birthday party next week and we'll go pull scouse slags to cheer you up

what were you doing to him?

You need to go and cremate or bury the poor fucker, your subconscious is telling you

>axe
kek.

>scouse slags
can't stand the accent and i've never found a club in liverpool with loud enough music to drown out the merseyside brogue

not surprised he did they're vile

>they wanna see if pube is real
1 2 3 4 pube is a nonce bore

5 6 7 8 he hasn't got a single mate

He was talking about fucking gutting people and the ira
I asked him if he had a knife he said no calm as fuck and went back to fuming about the ira and threatening to kill me

flame

I've been to this folk festival
shrewsburyfolkfestival.co.uk/

bobby & rowdy

he sounds nice.

Immigration keeps wages down and increases property prices as the demand increases for housing. Mass immigration is a capitalist plot.

I do love the seaside. Whitby is one of my favourite places.

it's muh uman right to av a massive teeleh ya bastid

It’s whitstable for me.

he absolutely stunk

Did you offer him a bit of dairy milk?

man just let it be like cardi

but the bros in the bits are seasoned round here wap has a different meaning

pussies will still get wetted but these dont technically live for beatin

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no mate

don’t drive on grass, it’s bad for it
you’ve got no mate?

is that the weekly cottagers meet?

mah partee

how else is mandem supposed to lock arff mans block bruv?

I was worried about what the news article about my murder would say
genuinely that's what i was thinking in that moment
>Oh fuck i'm gonna be a statistic in a mass stabbing

Yet your brilliant car couldn’t take you to fight Sussex

you're my mate?

get love from your mum and your sister, your baby mum and your auntie too

dont show face in the party i make the songs that they party to

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Got to do a 4hr drive up norf tomorrow for a wedding, then 4hrs back. Not particularly looking forward to it

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he didnt turn up

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