Hello, are you still out there? I wrote this book and someone offered to make it more readable in another thread. Mods, please leave this up for at least a little bit.
For the record, I have multiple white children with my wife and work full time. It was already really hard for me to write this book. But I did it for my bros, because you guys are the only real friends or family I ever had.
I'm willing to pay a small amount, like 20 bucks anonymously if someone can help me get my book into an epub format. There's a Japanese guy on here that wanted it.
Stop doxxing yourself moron, you're underestimating the malice of the people reading this
Jack Cox
Also, I don't even know what it means to "typeset a book in Latex". I'm pretty good with tech, but not so much the newer formats. I'm just a word and pdf kind of guy, it's all I know. What does this mean, bros?
Lucas Diaz
Bruh I went to great lengths to stay anonymous. Don't worry. Actually the government did kill my two dogs and drug me with LSD for writing this so maybe you have a point.
Still, I will NOT live in fear of the fake jew Synagogue of Satan. Fuck them
Mason Bennett
You do understand that, to a normal person, you sound like an absolute lunatic when you accuse the government of killing your dogs and dosing you with KSS
Liam Wood
LSD*
Bentley Thomas
>open google >search pdf to epub converter >??? >success
Connor Wright
Yes, fully. But they both got killed inside my house while I was gone within 2 months of publishing this book online and I don't know what else could explain it.
And I know I was drugged. It's cool if you call me a schizo, I embrace it. I just wanted help with my book.
Nathaniel Peterson
>Get my book in epub format My dude you can just download Calibre, import it as a Word document or whatever, and convert it to epub/mobi. It'll let you set a cover and all the metadata and shit
Well shoot, I feel stupid now. Thanks, bros. You guys have any idea what it means to "typeset a book in Latex"?
Carter Gutierrez
LaTeX is hardly a new format...
Jason Nelson
I'm not gonna take your money, but there are numerous online converters out there for free,just type pdf to [whatever amazon uses for ebooks] into google. Godspeed.
Austin Reyes
Any chance I can get a QRD?
Nathaniel Bennett
afaik latex is kind of like microsoft word but it lets you have more control of the format and is often used for creating scientific documents because it can create formulas etc. I doubt you need to bother with it if you're just writing a book/some text
Hunter Brown
LaTeX is a markup language for turbonerds that take typography extremely seriously. Don't worry about it. If that user does end up doing it then it'll probably look nice but it's not necessary. I read shitty Japanese webnovels and I convert them to epub from Word with Calibre all the time, works fine and looks good if you do it right
Chase Davis
Depends on who you ask, but it's a industry standard typesetting program for typesetting books. According to people who actually give a shit programs like word do terrible things to document typesetting. But if you either aren't enough of a autistic fuck to know how to use it already or have a compelling reason to learn it right now just forget you have ever heard of it and use word like a normal person
Essentially what this guy said
Lucas Nguyen
>gmail >anonymous You are stupid.
Christopher Sanchez
Thank you!
Hm, interesting, thanks for the info
Damn, I wish I could find that guy. It sounds really cool like it would take my book to the next level. Thanks for your answer, user.
Wow, I never knew about that. Thank you for posting in my thread
Just in case Latexanon sees this, my email is [email protected], its all anonymous. You guys are good frens to me. For the record I've been on Any Forums since 2006 and have contributed my fair share, my wife's even posted tits for you guys here. No I won't post them again because I don't want them linked to the book, it has to be anonymous.
Lucas Morgan
I know the government can still track me but I'm just worried about the average person. Gmail is anonymous enough
Really? I'll email this person but he says he doesn't post on Any Forums?
Still, worth a shot. Thanks for the help, croatianon. I appreciate you.
Aaron Butler
hi user the title of your book sounds very interesting, its a topic I explore in my pwn brain but dont have the skill to articulate in a 400 page book. I will read it but I willl also help you if you wish. I need to go out now but will send you a note from a proton mail address and c if I cant assist.
Juan Bailey
Just don't mention Any Forums or talk in memes. This professional linguist has his own website where he sells old books he typesets himself in LaTEX. He might agree to typeset your book if it's interesting. I think he's from Georgia/Florida somewhere.
