Why doesn't Australia attack China?

I just learned recently Australia isn't even in Europe it's actually in the ocean with water fucking not that far from China at least compared to how far Europe and America are from China.
Why the fuck has the kangaroo cavalry not parachute dropped into Beijing and impaled every chink on a spike? Australians bitch about China on this board more than any other flag, and you are literally in the prime position to do something about it, holy fuck grow some nuts.

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>Defending the west
Lmao, lol

are you a retarded

Why doesn't venezuela attack the U.S?

Kek

We built the panama canal to block them in
and they haven't developed boat tech yet

Because the US will attack the US. Right wing retards are readying up for a civil war for the Orange president

>Why doesn't Australia attack China
Ever thrown a french fry a a flock of seagulls?

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>freedom fries

We're busy training our secret weapon - the emu.

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we stopped selling them coal and they buckled at the knees

there will be no invasion of Taiwan so long as China is dependent on our energy.

How do you guys have coal? I thought Australia was just Sydney and then the sahara desert.

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>be American
>just find out that Australia is not in Europe

Tbh in the past I thought it was part of the UK like between England and Scotland.

Be easy on mutts, their leaders intentionally limit their knowledge on the outside world. Why would you want the cattle to have global perspectives?

Australia is in the Chinese sphere of influence, America is done, I’d be sorry if you where still white

You're confusing Australia with North Korea.

Pretty easy mistake to make.

>I just learned recently Australia isn't even in Europe it's actually in the ocean with water fucking not that far from China
That's as far as I got, muttboy.