You can bring 3 items into the past, 1500's is the furthest you can go back

No boundaries, nothing is off limits.
What do you bring? No need to explain your reasoning, most of us arent fucking retards and will be able to understand your goals.

Btw, this is very fucking politics related. For obvious reasons low I.Q. jannies will never understand.

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Chainsaw
Double barreled Shotgun
Oldsmobile 88

I will bring a machine that transports items back into the past -- which obviously exists in this hypothetical scenario. :)

aircraft carrier, space shuttle, nuclear reactor

1. A boom box
2. Extra batteries
3. A CD of "Dr. Zaius" song from the Planet of the Apes Musical" from the Simpsons, that I can play on repeat.

VHS with my dads amateur porno collection, CRT TV, diesel generator

ill travel back to 1500, go to the nearest king, and show him those money shots. for about 2 hours until im out of fuel.

my dilator, HRT and thigh highs
stay mad chuddy

Eiffel Tower
Shipping container filled with rations
A big book on chemistry

Based Ash Williams poster

none of these will work without infrastructure and competent workers. they will just look like large satanic statues to the locals and you will probably end up killed on the public place without ever having been able to demonstrate your power