Have you ever met a politician in real life?

I saw Ben Shapiro at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

My gf's father is a politician. Just what you'd expect: only cares about money, pretends to be humble

My ex gf had an aunt and uncle who were city council members. They seemed disingenuous and like they wanted to steal my money. I mean you'd seriously get the feeling of "hold onto your wallet" when around them, and everything they said sounded like bullshit even if they were just making small talk or telling a story about the past. Given the city they helped to govern I'm sure they along with the rest of the council and mayor were embezzling treasury money.

Yes, a couple of Governors, a couple of Lt. Governors, several US Representatives, and one US Senator. I have a fairly prominent job in a politics-adjacent field (not providing proof because I don't care if anyone believes me). I don't know any of them well, but I've met some several times. Some people who are known on the national stage know me by face and name.

I didn't believe in the "Reptilian Shadow Government" theories at all until I started meeting actual politicians, now I'm not so sure. They're not like normal people, you can instantly pick out in a room who are the "weird reptilian political" type and who are normal/regular people. Maybe they're just all total fucking sociopaths, but at any rate, it was disturbing to me. There's something cold and predatory about them, they can conceal it on TV and sometimes in person briefly, but it always eventually comes out to an astute observer.

I shot at one driving in a car a long time ago. I got him too

Rand Paul is a tiny little guy and isn’t friendly at all. Regardless, he’s still arguably the best senator and has my vote every election.

my mom took me to a bill clinton book signing circa 2004 that took place right next to comet ping pong

the president pulled me aside and invited me to the restaurant where i met hillary and a guy named james? they gave me a nice tasting grape drink but i don't remember much after that

I was on the security detail for a .gov agency head. Crosses paths with a lot of other gov “big deals” and foreign leader. Crown Prince of Jordan was very based, paid for all the guys’ dinner at a fancy NYC steakhouse. It was interesttalking to guys from other agency details to see what their principals were like. This during peak GWOT. Years later I did an outreach event with a very swampy Dem Senator but he was low key.

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I met George W. Bush in college and our class had a private Q&A session with him. I regret not coming prepared with some good questions, but overall my impression was that he was much more intelligent than portrayed by the media and did think he was doing what was best for the country (doesn't change the fact that his presidency was a disaster). My guess is that he wasn't let in on the 9/11 false flag but would've gone all in on Iraq anyway for oil/revenge/misguided patriotism anyway.

Met Carolyn Kennedy. Not sure if it was her health or what but she was pretty severe and serious (guess your dad getting assassinated makes you bitter).

Michelle, er. Michael Obama is a seriously big bitch. Seemed like any other black woman. Voice seemed like a black woman's but I could believe the body is a man's. Penis might just be a ginormous clit.

Frequently was around a US House Rep from NY, nice guy, everyone liked him. Was senile his last term or 2.

I saw merkel and macron when he got a price in my then hometown. Both looked like jokes. Some of the females in macrons entourage were very hot tho

They were dismissive at first, then frightened, and horny.

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Been to his beach house, they did feed the detail guys which is pretty much security’s primary concern.

I know a few local, state and federal politicians.

They all treat politics as theater, and laugh at people who take it seriously.

The goal is re-election at any price.

The second goal is getting rich.

The third goal is planting as many deadbeat relatives and supporters in govt jobs as they can.

I think it's learned behavior. I became much more of a sociopath being in management just due to the demands of the job. Politicians are like that plus they have to be actors and pretend to give a shit about stupid issues and poor people. I imagine it takes a toll if you're not a natural sociopath.

There's a senator and 2 congressmen in my family. No we're not jewish and no we are not shabbos goys.

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I met Ted Cruz and asked him about Q. He didn’t instantly act like I was a retard, so I voted for him. Fuck Beto.

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When I was 11 or 12, had to have Benn around '78, I took a piss in the bathroom near the luggage claim at Washington National Airport. I was washing my hands, I looked next to me and there was Jesse Jackson. I asked for his autograph and he signed it "Peace always, Jesse Jackson".

Tell us about the congressmen. Any specific stories?

I live in a small population state and have met a laundry list of them because everyone knows each other. Mostly these happened in high school when they were trying to engage the teenagers in society.

I was present at one of Don Young's famous speeches and shook his hand. The lib media went on to bash him because he compared faggots to cows but to me he seemed to be raving like a madman, not unlike Biden. I was always of the opinion he deserved a comfy retirement instead of being in front of a mic all the time. Friendly guy though. Saw him in the airport a few years later.

Back in the 2010s my state used to host an annual "governor's picnic" where the governor and his cabinet would be serving burgers. I got a picture with that governor at least twice at those events. They stopped holding them after a democrat got elected and nobody wanted to see him, lol. I also saw our current governor in the grocery store where I worked.

Most recently I managed to get a selfie with mommy picrel. Back in high school they also brought in Murkowski to speak a group of teenagers and I could just see the evil in her

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Met Rand Paul in a wisconsin airport. He was acting like he was someone special and was almost crying like a baby when they had him take off his shoes. He was the prissiest little high maintenance limp wristed beta I've ever seen. He thinks he's above literally everybody and deserves special treatment.

I was raised by one. It was a malignant narcissist. It used me as a prop. I had to learn to pretend to be happy and not embarress the family in public. We would play make believe for others. Behind closed doors it was pure unadulterated selfishness. Physical, mental emotional and even sexual abuse. I had no voice and was never acknowledged as anything other than a political prop to be used for photo ops and stunts. If I objected or tried to assert my will, I was silenced. If I tried to create anything beautiful, I was ridiculed and demeaned. I was passed around and placed in the care of other abusers. I was used for psychological and social experimentation. When it's career fell apart, the creatures I called my parents divorced and I was no longer useful to any of their plans. I was discarded and abandoned in a hostile world surrounded by demonic NPCs who wanted to see me fall on my face and masturbate to my suffering. I have had a long road to go to rediscover my humanity. Today I know the politicians and TV personalities are not human. They are demonic NPCs. As a child, I thought that's what love was and what all parents were like. Now I understand I never really had parents. I had handlers. I am an orphan.

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haha this pasta works well with sh*piro
but he's not a politician

Seen 2 ex-ministers, they both either ingored politics or repeated what was written in the newspapers. Also they were both what is called lower middle class, not some allmighty Freemasons with secret knowledge.

Tell us their name nigger

Yea, dude was completely clueless and bought his own bullshit
A college of mine does some information work for politicians as an expert
Those guys are like children, they believe that the shit in the TV is correct and think that electric cars are sustainable with current trafic for example
It took my college a week to explain how big cables need to be to transport that a mount of kw/h to charge a car in 5 minutes and why it will not change any time soon
They think of maschines and energy in some mix of Harry Potter, Warhammer mechanicus and orc logic

that poster is Ashley B*den