Why cant I ever get laid!?

Why cant I ever get laid!?

>ask a girl who Ive seen some times at mutual parties if she wanna take a beer
>she says yes
>she even calls me the same night late as fuck and says "she is lonely in herself"
>day after take beer, friendly chat and she says that I look good but no flirting or anything
>she suddenly has to leave
>????
>i instantly call her up and ask "if were gonna fuck or no"
>she replies with some stupid shit like "what do u mean, what are u affraid of, better we are friends less complicated that way"
??????????????????? THEN WHY DID U WANNA TAKE A BEER WITH ME RANDOMLY WHAT

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Becuase they are women user, her male "friend" texted and that's why she left. My best tip is to be less friendly next time

>>she even calls me the same night late as fuck and says "she is lonely in herself"
You idiot

women want it when they want it, they aren't going to give sex to you, you must take it from them

>THEN WHY DID U WANNA TAKE A BEER WITH ME RANDOMLY WHAT
For the attention, you simp fuck. Women are trash. You gotta try some uglier chicks who are in your league or below so you learn to see how woman who wants your dick acts and loks at you. Trust me it will save you a lot of money and time in the future.

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>poor guy suddenly discovers women just want attention
get used to it

She wanted your attention, not your company.

>>she suddenly has to leave
>>????
>>i instantly call her up and ask "if were gonna fuck or no"
let's seeeee...she's "gone", so i'm going with "or no"

Fuck a fatty

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Stop being nice and make her chase you, also start lifting weights and stop caring about what women think and want

Leave the Swedish girls alone, nigger.

Hear hear

I don't have female friends because they are stupid and boring, there is only one reason I would talk to women and if I'm not getting it I'm not talking

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fats deserve to hang

If you miss the hint when it comes up, you obviously show that you’re more of a friend than a partner. You did this to yourself. She won’t offer again because being unable to take a hint and follow through seems to her like a rejection and it fucks up her self esteem.

>women want it when they want it, they aren't going to give sex to you, you must take it from them
ikeanon had the bitch in his clutches, failed to seal the deal/drive his point home, she left.
the time to ask "if were gonna fuck or no" is when she's underneath you on the couch.
no wonder scandi birth rates are so low.

>she is lonely in herself
that was your chance Swede bro

>that was your chance Swede bro
seriously how do these men feed themselves and stay alive? bitch came over and volunteered to poison herself with booze and he just sat there drooling.

go take a beer up your ass

>friendly chat
Sorry bruh this was your fuckup. See she wasn't sure what you're about and was dick shopping. She cock shopped you as a "nice guy" because she's a demented tiktok ticking clock for cock and has no brain. So, she typecast you as the simp, don't worry when she's 38 she might call you up and tell you how much she thinks you're a nice guy and maybe you can adopt a dog together. but, the list is long, in her mind she's got like maybe another dozen nice listers.

I hate woman so fucking much, I want to beat a roastie with a baseball bat

brooooooooo
> you have her cum fuck the night she texts you and says want to get a beer tomorrow.
> you said something retarded and this caused a change in her emotion.
> she then left.
>you'll be able to tell what if you identify when a vibe shift changed.

Use all the power of your brain to figure out what lead up to her getting up and leaving mid beer. Sounds like you have good physical qualities and something wrong psychologically .

For you to call her up after her ditching mid date and ask if your going to fuck, is high level autism.

>live in a country full of superior Mohammed and Oobonga schlongs
>girls don’t want my svenling peepee

Yeah go figure why

If you want to get laid you should definitely have friends of the opposite sex. I had a lot when I was you ger and they threw their sisters and hot friends my way. My sister been my best wingman ever. She hated it though but she couldnt stop telling her friends how great I was. So yeah surround yourself with women. I talked to the hot muslim girls in my school. And they ended up invading a party and brought me to a room and forced me to suck on some really big muslim boobs. Was very strange. So yeah surround yourself with women and you will eventually get laid. Lol

Also I have very ethnically Swedish children so fuck off. I did not race mix.