My dad told me if i worked hard at school, got into the best colleges, never did drugs or drank, got the best grades, etc... it would be possible... but it seems even to them home ownership is a thing of the past.... all but the very very very top.
I Remember When I was 10, and my Birthday Wish was to Own a House
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I need advice on moving to Oklahoma City or the midwest. Home ownership is impossible on a single income from Phoenix onward towards the Pacific.
Then you’re stupid af, incompetent af, or refuse to venture outside of your shithole city. FHA loan is 3.5% down, VA loan is 0%. You have no excuse. Blackpilled kike ass dipshit
Same but instead of owning a house I wanted marry a cute girl my own age. Probably one that looked alot like Jane Darling from Peter Pan II but like grown up and my age though.
You probably ask yourself, what was the point of all of that.
The answer is... I have no idea.
Except just, that you're not so bad off compared to some people that really screwed up. That'll just have to be your only solace user, that'll just have to be an acceptable answer. I'm sorry for that.
>FHA loan is 3.5% down, VA loan is 0%. You have no excuse. Blackpilled kike ass dipshit
Except unless you're part of the 1% literally zero banks will give you a loan, you fucking moron.
You have to be INCREDIBLY wealthy to qualify for a mortgage dummy.
>you’re stupid af,
Top Ivy League math student
>refuse to enture outside your shithole city
Yeah... where there is ZERO jobs, fucking moron.
There is zero way to get a house now without being born to a politically connected family.
Well, he wasn't wrong. If you did get the best grades and got into a good college then unless you chose a retarded major you can absolutely afford a house. You just have to make that a priority over all the other luxuries most folk mistakenly consider 'necessary' to save up for the down payment.
What job are you working, how old are you?
I studied math and work for a hedge fund.... it's literally impossible to get a house unless you're the hedge fund manager and they're in the 0.5% income bracket.
Getting a house is impossible now.
I'm a hedge fund analyst, 22.
Well, if you're a math student, you have plenty of options though you'll have to apply outside your comfort zone.
Financial Software Companies, Defense Contractors, etc.
getting a house is as simple as saving up roughly $20-$30k and having a credit score above 700. thats it.
if you cant do that, then you just suck at life. yes it will take self discipline. it also helps if your parents provide support, if you get kicked out immediately at age 18 the only real option is the military. but, if you live with your parents to keep costs down, hold a decent job, you can easily save that much in a year or two.
I took the highest paid position that existed, I work for a hedge fund.
Well then, just save as much as you can, you have more of a shot than most people. You'll just have to sacrifice for a little while longer. You are only 22.
>getting a house is as simple as saving up roughly $20-$30k and having a credit score above 700. thats it.
You need nearly 300k for a downpayment.
You need an income of over 240k
Literally zero institutions on earth will loan you a mortgage with less than 100k down payment.
Doesn't matter, mortgages demand you have an insanely high income.
It’s impossible? When you say shit like that I automatically assume you’re a retard.
You're correct. You and your pier group should stay exactly where you are right now.
>Except unless you're part of the 1% literally zero banks will give you a loan, you fucking moron.
wow, I can tell you've never even applied for a mortgage.
I don't care if you assume im a retard because i know you are one
And you wonder why we celebrate when people get cancer?
I have... i was denied.
>Literally zero institutions on earth will loan you a mortgage with less than 100k down payment.
oh no, he's retarded too.
no you dont fucktard. i bought my house at 27. laughing @ you right now. learn how mortgages work.
It's harder right now, sure. but the house market is cooling off, it is still easily in anyone's grasp.
it depends all in all but lets say the home is 350k you will need a DP of at least 50k which is low, because the less you pay upfront, the more they can charge you in mortgage. duh. hence why they let boomers remortgage their homes all the time for several thousands of liquid cash to go on trips or renovate the gaff. on a 4% interest rate which is far lower than a credit card or personal loan.
But yeah, you're going to be paying 650k of debt over 30 years, most of it interest. Ideally you accelerate your income above the rates and payments but even then you're might not be able to depending on your specific mortgage.
the typical mortage downpayment is 5-10%. If you can hit 20% it's good because you'll save on interest and mortage insurance. but most normies are 5%. 5% of $315 is only $15,000 which is less than a car.
your post is non-sensical.
>home value
>315000
The cheapest home is literally a million now, stop posting out of date bullshit
The cheapest home is 1million
no its fucking not, what you want a mansion or some shit? All you need is a house big enough for 1 roommate who will pay 50% of your shit.
holy fuck this website is retarded.
>I Remember When I was 10, and my Birthday Wish was to Own a House
nigger, how can you be republican and believe that?
>mah mortgage
>Mah loan
Just save up you big bitch
Stay the fuck out, we don't want you.
Your dad is a Boomer idiot. The AVERAGE price of a home in my area is over $600,000.
I can't afford shit concerning land and housing, so my mother is giving me the house.
When I was 5 I used to play family with a cute girl in the dollhouse at the school. Sometimes we'd pretend to be doctors and that the doll was our patient.
When she moved away after that single year, school life never was the same.
Fucking faggots when will you learn to don't answer to memeflag threads ?
He got you again
>college is the ONLY WAY!
Holy fuck I hate boomers.
Hahahahahaha I’m 25 and I made 300k last year you baboon. I purchased a house in Phoenix this week. I did the impossible by your standards so I must be a God. Maybe if you didn’t come across as such a whiny little bitch you could ask for advice.
For pic live south near Norman/Moore or north for decent part. OK is very affordable. I lived there and Tulsa for 8 years. I would go back but I got a decent spot at the minute.
Shut up Germany Lite.
Holy fuck you're retarded.
Republicans don't want to own houses?
i just went and looked at my local market and found 10+ perfectly livable houses that are between $300k and $400k. theyre all 1.5+ bath, 2+bedroom, etc. what else do you need?
>inb4 i need 30+ acres for my first house
no. you need to live within your means.
you fuckers live in san Francisco or some shit?
>Toronto
you deserve it.
Literally impossible.
You're a whiner on Any Forums... literally no one believes you make anywhere close to that lol
Home value should top out at 100K per 3000ft.
I deserve it for being in the only place in North America with jobs?
There's zero jobs in your area, you also need to be near jobs.
Good luck finding a job outside Toronto or NY