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Now that GTA V has retroactively removed harmful trans stereotypes, confederate flags, and game-mode: Cops and Crooks (for being insensitive to BLM) I am getting HELLA excited for a more progressive, mature, and inclusive GTA 6. Diversity is our strength, censorship is freedom, and pozzing is… kinda based!
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But GTA is already the most successful video game franchise.
that's pokemon, you tard
>cringy crime sandbox
fuck off
No, Pokemon is the most successful franchise period. GTA is bigger specifically as a video game series. GTA video games sell more than Pokemon video games. The real money for Pokemon comes from merchandise.
pozzing is unironically based
purposefully giving yourself a life ending disease (or spreading it) because you want to coom is 100% based
I remember a bunch of threads on Any Forums that called an indian deliveryman superspreader of covid based af and while covid isn't as bad it's the same concept
>GTA 6 seeks to further this by having the franchise's first female main character.
I hate journos so much, it's unreal.
They obviously mean playable main character you retard
Thanks I'll make sure to pirate it 6 trillion times and lead the company to bankruptcy :)
>playable
>In Grand Theft Auto, players were able to select one of eight different protagonists to play as (four in the PlayStation version, twenty-four in the Gameboy Color version).
>Game series by developers that aren't American
>Mock dumb shit going on in America
>Specifically decide to not mock the dumb shit going on in America
I get maybe they could POTENTIALLY run into the risk of not having whales to buy six million shark cards for the shitty online mode, but I straight up don't get this decision.
GTA Online was the worst thing to happen to the franchise and GTA 6 will follow in its footsteps. A new coat of paint won't change their business model.
itll make money, but as always franchise fatigue is starting to set in, and the next one will probably be flat sales.
It takes a long time for big companies to fall if they don't have an expensive flop or other fuckup
Wtf? I own the Gameboy Color version and I don't even remember this
GTA is a trash franchise, i dont get what people see in it.
Old news, Any Forums doesn't care anymore, it's all about Bridget currently
this. its the classic - invade someone else's space then complain that it doesnt cater to you. i dont even like gta but i hate these fucking "people"
None of those characters had any personality. They were just different bitmaps you could pretend you were playing as.
It wasn’t enough that the two white characters in GTA5 were a pedophile and an insane school shooter type (forma de campesino blanco que tiene 50 años)
>people are already tired of wokeshit, only ones who care are redditors and twitter users
>gen alpha is currently being indoctrinated by redpill ideology
If this game comes out in 5 years it'll be dated the moment it launches.
>These characters are only available on the Game Boy Color port of the game. They are hidden characters that are not available unless a player inputs the name "SUMNER" on Kelly's profile, who is also exclusive to this platform.
>two white characters in GTA5 were a pedophile and an insane school shooter type
I honestly don't know which is which because both were irredeemable scum.
It's still gonna sell very well, but it's certainly not going to sell as well as GTA 5.
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buy an ad and marketing your site better tranny
>It doesn't qualify to MY definition of playable character so it doesn't count
If you're wrong, you're wrong. Don't play word games to pretend you're not and waste people's time. Or do you need to go scream about the latest forgettable disney movie that had Disney's First Gay Character In Anything Ever!
>Woke GTA6 is the best thing that could happen to the franchise
>Finger
>Looks like Jonathan Banks
The fuck
Wasn't GTA a satirical series? I feel like they forgot that with GTA5 and they suddenly started acting like they're producing a crime drama. It's just strange to me. The situation is ripe to be satirized, poked fun at, and ridiculed from every angle. Take no prisoners.
I'm glad they're doing this.
GTA got ruined the moment they focused solely on Online. Fuck 'em. Let the game die out and they'll cry that incels angry hhhwite males don't want to play as a transexual.
Keep moving those goalposts.
>game that literally pits you against mobs of police
>leftards STILL want it changed
Clown world
>no you stupid chuds, X game is not woke, stop saying that!
>also X going woke is a GOOD thing and here's why!
Liberals are literal cancer.
GTA was always an edgy no fucks given game, I don't get how essentially dulling it is a good thing at all.
At least it should be like the boys right?
I wonder if now is a good time to sell my shares of TTWO...
It legitimately can't be worse then GTA5 to me. GTA5 was so bad to me that I'll probably never play it again.
If for whatever reason I do end up trying GTA6 and it's the same or worse, it'll mean absolutely nothing as deep down I'd expect it.
Wokeness or political correctness isn't remotely the biggest issue with these games and in fact wouldn't even be a fucking issue. If the worst thing about a game is the fact I have to play as a woman, a minority or a honosexual then it's probably a pretty damn good fucking game.
You guys need to get your stuff together, or just accept the fact you want to suck a big cock and stop scapegoating.
If you go woke it limits the jokes you can make. You can still make fun of red necks but that's about it. You should be free to make fun of everything, and every person should be made fun of at one point. Both the far right and the far left in America deserve to be made fun of because they both suck.
Michael wasn't a pedophile.
>playing new games
>caring about new games
>giving money to companies that hate you
the second worst thing was HD.
ps2 universe had SOVL. ps3 and onwards GTAs - SOVLESS
All this talk about GTA VI and yet we still have zero idea of when its going to come out. Its been 9 years.... since V, while the next title might be successful commercially I'm super skeptical on how its going to be quality wise seeing the writting team left post RDR2
stop viral marketing your clickbait site.
if this wasn't virla marketing you'd at least have the decency to use an archive site to deny these fucks their clicks.
I didn't say these aren't the first female/black/etc characters. I said they have no personality, nothing that defines them as a character except for their textures. I'm not the original fag you were arguing with.
he also wasn't white. de santa is not a white name it's pastanigger.
It took 20 years, but Jack Thompson won the war.
Progressives have gone so far they now align with the religious right of the early 2000's.
>GTA 6 will have the most short singleplayer campain of the series and we will only have GTA 6 ONLINE for the next 20 years
Mark my words Any Forums
so what exactly does woke GTA entail?
>minorities can be criminals too you know!
We'll probably get an updated installment after ten years, but otherwise I believe this.
How do I tell them to kill themselves
>>GTA 6 will have the most short singleplayer campain of the series and we will only have GTA 6 ONLINE for the next 20 years
That's the author btw
And his twitter
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lol
lmao even
>so what's your job
>my job is to scour entire catalogues of a medium and perceive issues that aren't there
>one eye on twitter
>one eye on the streets
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Holy shit...
GTA 6 *beep* Going Woke is the Best Thing That Could *fzzzt* happen to the Franchise *whirr*
>2008
>your game is too obscene and violent, think of the effect on the children that play it, change it now
>"no, you can't tell us how to make our games"
>2022
>your game is too problematic and enforces gender stereotypes, change it now
>"yes master, anything for you master"
Hey guys we just found the formula to infinite money from hormonal violence and sex loving teenage boys, what should we do next?
>CHANGE THE FORMULA TO CATER TO PEOPLE THAT HATE VIDEO GAMES
Brilliant! Bravo, I'm sure this will be the key to finally making more money than infinite money!
his real name is michael townley
seems as anglo as it gets
They are the same thing, look at Clintons
This is not false
It’s impressive how GTA 4 was pretty diverse with the cast and it doesn’t come off as woke
>Serbian crook
>Jewish biker
>Dominican bodyguard
"Video games are growing up, and my mind that is still in its horny teenage phase cant accept that"
This is what happens when you let women in the board room
look at this FREAK!!!!!!!
When you don't go out of your way to draw attention to how much good you're doing by including these underprivileged folks and how important it is that these people's stories get told, you'd be surprised at how often people accept it as the natural state of things.
Bro I am fucking 31, my mind being still in its horny teenager phase would be a fucking achievement. I am however not a complete dumbass that can't see how completely disregarding your core audience is not a good business strategy for making a well received product unless that product didn't have a large core audience before.
>gen alpha is currently being indoctrinated by redpill ideology
Lmao people were saying exactly the same thing about zoomers years ago.
>le pendulum will swing
lmao no it wont. Only thing that will swing is a hammer from negro hand that will crack your whiteoid skull open and then everyone will laugh at that because you worship negroes and support them in hating your mayo ass
>GTA was always woke
>GTA 3:" KILL THOSE COLOMBIANS, TRIADS AND ITALIANS CLAUDE!!!"
>GTA VC: "KILL THOSE HATIANS NOW TOMMY!!!" -that cuban guy voiced by danny trejo
>GTA SA: it's basicaly Rwanda genocide simulator but in the US (also CJ kills a bunch of mexicans during gang wars)
>GTA IV: slavic dude killing blacks, latinos, asians, jews and homosexuals just for money and revenge
GTA V: a Canadian redneck kills a bunch of blacks i a black neighborhood
WOW so woke my dude
Things like racism and stereotypes about groups of people are more elusive and subtle, and can subconsiously enter the mind from media decpitcions. And yes, media helps shapes society
Maybe video games want to move away from its horny teenage fanbase and grow up and be more serious, mature, and socially aware, and considerate, rather than being a toy for horny teenage boys, so it can be finally taken seriously as an artform?
They're not half wrong. GTA 6 tanking will set a major precedent for going full metal retard. And that's a good thing.
Gta waa always woke because it made fun of bush era usa, capitalism, and was always anti-cop.
>And yes, media helps shapes society
The only thing shaping you is that giant black dildo in your ass
If GTA IV came out today you faggots would definitely have one of your usual meltdowns once you got to the part with Niko's gay friend from the war.
You're right in that if we had our current Any Forumsacks around at the time they would indeed be screeching about "muh sjws" "da joooz" etc. at older GTA titles.
Do these retards not realize what a big out of touch industry circlejerk this act looks like at this point? For screeching about MUH NAHTZEES all the time they sure love employing Goebbels' Big Lie model of repeating what they want to be true enough until it is perceived to be by the population at large, but that doesn't really work anymore in the age of the interwebs.