What's the joke romanians?

>What scottish do when they're cold?
>They sit closer to the candle.

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The Scottish family is preparing to have tea. The father sends the kid to their neighbor to ask for some sugarcubes. The son returns empty handed: - The old woman said she doesn't have any!
The father replies: - That old, cheapskate hag! Then go and get two cubes from ours!

wait what? what do you have against the scottish?

i don't even think about you, no offence
most of our jokes are about moldovans or the deep southerners

the scot and his son go to the market to sell a chicken. after they sell it the son asks his father to buy him a slice of melon, now that they have money. the scot buys it and his son eats it. 15 years pass, and the scot and his son go to the market again, and sell a cow there. so the boy asks:
-Father, we sold the cow, i grew up, buy me a beer!
-Are you out of your mind, son? Beer after melon?

>Italy and France hate themselves
Not surprise

oh turkey finally got cyprus

When did Iceland move to off the coast of France?

WTF since when there's an island to the East of France?

I want to hear some Irish jokes about Englishmen.

>Latvia and Lithuania joke about Estonia

This is probably the Russian diaspora, because most of the jokes about Estonians are tied to the fact that they love sprats and talk very slowly and strangely, like retards or builders with a fallen brick on their helmets.

I don't really know, maybe we don't wanna hurt our neighboors and choose a country from the other side of Europe to make fun of.

>punching down
But why? You should make fun of people you secretly envy.

The island if gayness is westwards from France.

german humour is best humour

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Mandela effect.

Checked and kekked. I think it's a pretty good joke.

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It's not bad. Do you have some portugese joke?

climate change

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well he couldn't have sold it to him after he passed could he?

A Jew gives his urine for analysis. Doctors tell him "we found that sugar was found in your tests." The Jew says "Uh-huh", then asks for the test samples to be returned to him. Doctors are surprised and ask "Why do you need this?" And the Jew replies, "I'm going to melt the sugar out of there. Money doesn't smell!"

What's the other name of the cash register?
Jewish piano.

>Estonia jokes about Finland
>Finland doesn't think about Estonia at all
jej

I love how my country makes jokes about czech and they joke about us. It's banter to the maximum. There are whole jokes about us. They always tell them in new years programs.

This is stupid. Metric ton of our jokes are about Moshe from Odessa, technically Ukraine but jokes are about jews. Jokes specifically about hohols are rare.

I've never heard a Spanish joke about Portugal in my life

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We are not joking with the romanians. We are using them as negativ example and as insult.

But how comes the scottish jokes, dunno. personally I never told such jokes, and I never heard them from people I knew.

And do you have some czech joke?

I've never heard nor listened a joke on portuguese

This is just a map of seethe and envy.
>Based Italy being able to laugh at itself
>Based Sweden for making all neighbours seethe and cope

You forgot about pig jokes and lard. Although, if by "jokes" you mean funny stories, then yes, they are rare.

Want to hear a joke?
> Ardealul

i have ukrainian joke but its too long

>italians make fun of themselves