The second time I saw pube he was getting escorted out of Iceland. He had stuffed 10 ready meals in his Hugo boss trackkies. He was flailing about, calling the security larpers. It took the security and 4 staff to control his spasms. He broke free. With his breif moment if freedom he did a karate stance. Looked them in the eye, said "you envy my MMA record" and did a kind of spinning flying kick, hoping to knock them all out in one swoop. Not a single one was hit, he kind of did a 360 with his leg out and collapsed on the floor,. As he span the frozen meals all flew out from his trakkies and littered the aisle. As he lay there, weeping, talking about all the snatch he gets on the regular, and how he would destroy anyone one v one, I took pity on him. I told them not to worry, that I was his career, and picked him up by the scruff of his neck. They let him off luckily. I said come on pube, let's go to Silverstone. He sniffles and asked if I had any coke to bosh. " Yes pube, I've got bare flake, now let's got rag the 4 litre".
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>if only the spammers would listen to me
You can guess what the rest look like
What a retarded pic. I've stuck popsicles up my ass all the time and nothing happened to me. also
>ice lollies
lmao
tyler looks non plussed
Hope josh and the gang all die this year
Just want to remind my bong brothers do always do the OPPOSITE of whatever the media suggests
NOW THEY TELL ME!
On the Brit/pol/ brincels are jealous but won't admit it, they talk shit and deny to everyone that they did it because they regretted the long list of numbers Pube hit them with. Locked in their rooms, smoking weed, with thoughts of envy whenever they light it. Pube spoke intelligently and they bite it, always trying to copy but when they try to use his vocab they sounded sloppy, he has a style, all his own, respectful and pure, I'm sick in the head for him, and there isn't a cure.
>MFW some people in Outer/pol/ actually think Skyrim is a "good" and "based" game.
Degenerates like these belong on a cross.
It depends what you compare it to
Though in absolute terms it's neither good nor based.
Morrowind is defo better on both but is still pozzed and shit.
It's the fact that people sell themselves on a fantasy that isn't there, there's something that I hate about poorly thought out and poorly executed fiction that Skyrim encapsulates.
>You're in a civil war
>So what you can't tell you're in one!
>So what you can't kill your opponents too early!
>So what if half the game characters are essential we do it to protect (You) and your enjoyment of the game!
Fallout 4 Epitomises and makes clear for what Skyrim laid the path too, shallow, uninteresting games and worlds that should be considered the equivalent of Vidya capeshit instead of the pinnacle of story telling.
that story makes me want to coom
>2022
>not LARPing as a Jewish Illusion mage
I agree with you, Devs should focus on creating multiplicity in the way you can affect the world rather than create a mass of linear missions. But that doesn't appeal to normies who will play only once. They will complain the campaign ended too early and that their character can't do everything. They aren't role players, they are FPS gamers playing an action power fantasy game. That's what has made them money so it's unlikely to change.
Dude don't you just want to ha ha, stealth mage around a world that doesn't care about what you do in it?
Fuck off.
(Checked)
It's just I've fallen in love with games that clearly do take that extra step of care in their craft and it's something I've had to chase with how rare it's become, you can name a plethora of amazing FPS shooters (Ultrakill) or Third Person Shooters (Risk of Rain 2) that hit that special feeling, of devs who've cut their teeth on the genre and know how it works and executing it, but when it comes to RPGs that love just is not there, in the mainstream indie nor the AAA studios, as you said it's become normie FPS shooter 3000.
There is a RPG in very early days, called the wayward realms. Maybe that will be the next decent RPG. But idk.
>british politics
It's mong hours user, come back at 7am if you want to discuss the headlines.
The state of Story telling is British Politics. Imagine if Tolkien instead of being the devout Catholic and conscious story teller he was instead of telling his Epic for the English to create a new mythos from instead went
>Bilbo Baggins was not just a hobbit but the Hobbit born of a Dragon, he went with some elves to adventure the end.
We're in that stage of plebian shite user.
Looks interesting user, I'll try to keep some tags on it, whether it'll be too overly ambitious however is another question.
Yeah it is ambitious. The credentials of the Devs (dagger fall) are good though. The lead Dev is a turbo autist and truly believes he can create an autonomous DM, I just want to see how it will actually function.
Fucking jannies. 3 day ban for "off topic"
....yet again
mad how they ignore the 100+ off-topic shite posts in the last thread and the OP of this one
what a fucking joke
What constitutes "on topic" exactly, considering the usual posting content quality of brit/pol/?
Couldn't even get me on pornographic could you janny cunts because you literally couldn't see anything and she was in a bodystocking too.
Why do irl pictures of the female form make the trannyjannies seethe so much?