An elderly couple sit together in the restaurant

An elderly couple sit together in the restaurant.
Suddenly the woman covers herself with sauce and says:
"Oh no, look what kind of cow I am."
Then the man says:
"And you're covered in dirt too."

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what

>look what kind of cow I am."
Wut?

sorry it got a bit weird with google translate but other than that, it`s a banger

also good one
When children go to school, where do they sit? Nowhere, they're still going.

#3
What breed of dog eats with their ears? - All. Or have you ever seen a dog that takes off its ears before eating.

#4
Why do chickens lay eggs? - You can't throw it. Otherwise they'll break.

The woman accidentally spilled sauce on herself and said "Wow, I'm such a cow" and he said she's covered in dirt like one too. They probably use cow like we use pig. What's not to get?

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this did make Me laugh.
the rest of the "jokes" are... deficient.

Death to kikes

this one is great