"vaccines don't have microchips in them!"

>"vaccines don't have microchips in them!"
>worldwide microchip shortage after billions of vaccines produced in record time

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Uh oh

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THE GOY KNOWS I REPEAT,THE GOY KNOWS!!!!

>truck full of lab monkeys crashes, monkeys escape but are recovered
>six months later "moneypox" declared a global epidemic

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>Find escaped monkey
>Rescue
>Become friends
>Eat monkeys asshole

This is all extremely plausible in America.

Oh shit

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Oh look, it's another low IQ nigger cope thread

don't worry. the microchips are safe and effective

Oh shit, welp im convinced. Glad i never took it.

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They didn't need all the world's microchips they just put a couple in the blender, duh

or maybe it's because of all the new laptops that a billion people needed to work from home, i dunno

"haha, silly goyim
"it's not microchips, it's self-assembling nanochips of course"

>I got the 2 pfizer shots over a year ago but haven't gotten the booster
What am I in for bros?

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Make no mistake, at least 80% of this board is partially vaccinated

>it's weird, because according to these docs, certain American banks + families funded the Nazis, but history books say that the Nazis lost, so which one is it? You would think American elites as well as German elites would have gotten executed for all the anti-semitic shit they pulled, but no, no one was executed for their crimes, almost like the biggest conspiracy ever"

It's not aborted fetus it's cloned cells from aborted fetuses
you've been fact checked

Yes, you see, it's just a cell line. It's not like we cut cells out of aborted fetuses and use them for our vaccines.
No, it's scientific cell lines.
Yes, it's weird that we are so into abortions and want hundreds of thousands of them every year and these 50 year old cell lines would mean that we figured out to make cells invulnerable and invincible, but if you doubt what we are saying you are unscientific and a fool

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I hate this fucking retarded Nappy headed slave nigger retard and his shitty racist retard movies that get way too much false praise by the Jewish/ white women media

oy vey that's just a coincidence goyim

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