The day Apple launches a car, it's over for them

The day Apple launches a car, it's over for them
>One of the most boring designs according to customers
>Vandalized everywhere you park
>Outdated lineup
>Cybertruck delayed again
>Cybertruck refund list getting higher everyday
>Rivian launching badass EVs, making Tesla models look jurassic
>SEMI truck promised for next year but so far only projections were shown (of course will be delayed too)
>Elon constantly bashing woke people and the left in general (majority of green vehicles customers)
I think it's safe to say that in 10 years Tesla will be as irrelevant as Nokia these days, even sooner if Apple launches their own electric car.

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steve jobs died of aids and apple is just a shell company for Intel agencies now

>I want to be seen trying to escape my body bag on live TV, the car
no thanks

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Oh, I kept wondering why "heche" wasn't returning anything.

They sweet cars just not practical

Their acceleration and sound system is the best part.

Their interior, aerodynamics, and feel is not there, but their acceleration beats everything out there.
Also recharging is a fucking meme, forget about semis and work trucks

I have a rivian max pack preordered and it's for memeing around not actually relying on it for anything

Wtf is this

tesla is actively defrauding investors
the DOJ and IRS needs to look into elon musk

>The day Apple launches a car
>the car becomes unglued at highway speeds when parts that heat up heat up during use, killing everyone on board

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>We all sought to make a film that would bring attention to this appalling issue of human sex trafficking.

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this
just like a tesla

somebody post the self ignite tesla video

Not that easy. Tesla biggest advantage is that they can deliver EV cars in large quantities. Infact several million sper year. Noone else can do that. They also make the most money per car, while other EV companies struggle with that.

Tesla and Musk's endeavors in general seem very much like they'd get overshadowed the moment they have legitimate competition. I give major auto makers another 5 years before they can effectively put Tesla out of the picture entirely. Musk forgets the government subsidizes all of them as well, and it doesn't serve the government's interests to have 1 relatively small company frantically trying to fill a market they intend to make near-mandatory for all auto owners.
>muh car fast
Wow cool, I'm so impressed with your $100,000 car. You're still sitting in traffic right next to me in my 17yr old V8.
>just a shell company for Intel agencies now
Always was.

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Other car manufacturers were forced to buy carbon credits and sell them to Tesla basically giving them money or something like that, so blow they're rushing to get a line of electric vehicles

It's all government bullshit and not a real market.
Recharging away from your house sucks you're never sure the charge station is functional and available then it takes 40 minutes and costs like 10 cents a mile for electricity because superchargers are an upcharge

Electric cars are a meme

tesla looks good, their truck is shit, elon is a clown, spase x is growing strong
i don't need to like everything about everything i like

Basic hybrids are a much better idea than fully electric cars

Tesla is fucking garbage. You're paying 50-80k for a clapped out POS with build quality on par with Saturn. The interior is cheap and basic, the service/ customer support is non existent, and they will need a 25k battery replacement after 5 years. Why the fuck would anyone buy this?

>Believes Apple can do anything besides make phones without Steve Jobs Lol. Lmao

Tesla is trying too hard on being "cool" and "modern". The best example being their clown steering wheels like in F1 or fucking fullscreen netflix that immobilizes your car. Once traditional brands like audi/ford/toyota start pumping out EVs on mass scales Tesla will die. They did one good thing, they pushed idea of EVs very quickly into the market and it forced others to do the same.

Fuck kikepple
Fuck kikesla

Severe burn victim.

>as irrelevant as Nokia
Oof, I feel triggered

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Basic trains are much better then electric cars.

Trains in America suck ass because our government is corrupt.

My point is gas is cheaper per mile with a hybrid than an EV not even including the battery

>straight people will drive an Apple car
:^) oh tes yes you are very straight monkeypox boy