You will never be a real fish. You have no gills, you have no swim bladder, you have no scales. You are an aquatic mammal twisted by selective pressures into a crude mockery of ocean’s perfection.
You will never be a real fish. You have no gills, you have no swim bladder, you have no scales...
daily reminder to destroy ALL roaches
kek
U wot?
Yes.
Who cares! Dolphins get super horny and love to fuck. They have huge dolphin dicks also.
>mutt's law
Fuck you whale. Fuck you dolphin
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Cope, scaleboy. Mammals are the true masters of the ocean. followed by mollusks.
Fish don't even come close to true intelligence. They're like aquatic birds.
Kek, good point but can you imagine having the mental prowess of a dolphin and swimming gracefully through the water with a boner, just looking for sexy female dolphins? It’s gotta feel amazing.
I love how every time some one brings up fucking a dolphin it’s the dude they fantasize about
Based dolphin rape gangs
Don't listeb to his lies
low effort
valued post
At least I'm free and won't be living the rest of my life in captivity at SeaWorld or some shitty aquarium you fucking pussy, eeeeeeee eeeeeeee!
That's a pretty retarded bait
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I am genuinely afraid of orcas. I hate swimming in an ocean if there are known orca sightings. Fuck that.