How to dodge bullets?

Hey pol, since gun control isn't really doing anything and there are so many crazy niggers everywhere, i'm kinda afraid of going outside anymore. Is there a way to reliably dodge bullets or nah? Like naruto could probably do it, but is that real? Maybe the only way to dodge them is to move to Japan.
I don't save any gun related pics cuz fuck guns, so pic unrelated

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when you're ready, you won't have to

dude dying is not an option. the more i live, the more i have to live for

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No neo, I'm saying if there was gun control you wouldn't have to.

Man, just move out of the way of the bullet. If it's moving too fast you just move faster. EZ. You could also practice by setting up a gun trap to shoot at you. Alternately, just build up a tolerance to getting shot by starting with small calibers and build up from there.

GG.

Step 1 to dodging bullets is cultivating your schizophenia
You'll see step 2 when you're ready

Is there a way to know if a lot of japs like to get violent on gaijin, or is that not a thing pretty much?

I wanna do something like that, is that possible? youtube.com/watch?v=aBJs_2gboSc

you can turn yorself invisible

read divine just judge

Yeah nah, fuck off CHABAD-LOONEVITCH kike

why die for racist rednecks who are dumber than dogshit when there is black and asian pussy to be had?

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i don't wanna die for anyone, i just want to dodge bullets.

Why are you afraid? Don't you know death is an illusion? Stop being a pussy.

of course it's not. if you spill your insides there will be nothing left inside. we always stand on the edge of a fathomless abyss

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That's man faggot.

ok schizo

Try to avoid niggers. Failing that, avoid large groups of them. A single groid can be dangerous, but once a room or area reaches plurality negrosis GTFO

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does it matter? curves are curves

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that's a lot of words i didn't know existed

Are you referring to the sea where Ur lives? Genuine question.

seriously tho, anyone a scientist and know when i can buy a portable energy shield? or is kevlar all we got for the next 50 years?
i lied, i had a pic of guns but only because catgirl

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I'm not sure how I feel about that. I definitely won't be saving it.

no, just the idea of death. i dont know much myth