/chug/ - Comfy Happenings in Ukraine General #5062

>Ukraine?

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This flag always gets me lmao

bros

hear me out

so imagine varg is in the forest, running around with his plastic viking helmet pretending hes in a fantasy choose-your-own-adventure book as usual

then suddenly, the bushes and trees start shaking

a feint sound of baile funk plays in the distance, shrieks in some kind of bastardised russian-sounding spanish creole fill the air

all of a sudden, 20 brazilian trannies appear from the vegetation like vietcong, their gigantic horse cocks in hand

varg stands there, frozen, beams of sweat dripping down his pure neanderthal cheeks, "h-h-heil odin, s-s-sæl odin..." he mutters to himself

then steps forth the leader of the pack, a 6ft4 former flamengo centre back turned beauty queen named bruna, her acrylic nails stroking against the 9" python between her long, smooth legs

she stares into varg's eyes, his skin glowing in the french summer sun like a burning church. "uma delicia" she remarks with a gentle smirk, as two penis-packing faveladas appear from behind varg, holding him down

"p-please, i-i'll give you all the MYFAROG money!" he cries as the ladies tear off his dollar store camouflage trousers

in an instant the lead tranny grabs his legs and pushes him into a mating press, before forcing her big brazilian cock into his tight nordic boipussy and pounding him like a filipino hooker

his hole had grown tight, it had been years since those somalis in prison stretched him out, so upon the initial insertion he let out a piercing shriek, similar to the ones on 'lost wisdom'

"my wife said the placenta would protect me, what happened?" he pondered as the tranny thrusts repeatedly, her testicles slapping against his pasty white buttocks until they turned red raw

and it was at that moment, staring up at the sky, surrounded by a cum-thirsty gang of salivating shemales and a plethora of big brown cocks of various shades, that varg finally learned the true power and majesty of the mutt. "brazil...i kneel" he whispered to himself.

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Kikes post porn, nothing new.

Uploaded this on /uhg/ and they were quite angry at me, so I switch to this place. About the "feint".
>Source: Marine Corps Gazette

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This general is dead.

saved kek
>391360724
cry about it flaggot

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Eeeeh. Sometimes Orcs, sometimes death eaters, sometimes some kind of Empire

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>Ukraine?

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Z

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My favorite girls in pantyhose thread

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>doesn't even use banners for the info/update section
/chug/ lost

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>I thought we wuz orkz? Also that video kek
Do you think orcs like furries? Yeah, right. They actually like them, but like meat.

i'm filtering your threads because of all the porn. you're better than this faggotry.

>391361020
thanks for the (You) kind sir

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What is Ukraine? Never heard of this country in the history books

You can read the Marine Corps Gazette online, why does this need to be printed out and highlighted with a highlighter?

But it's Ironic.
In real life
Russia is AVENGERS ASSEMBLE rescuing Hogwarts with the eagles against the Uruk Hai

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If we are the orcs, we decide what we like, no?

Why do you keep posting this nigger here?

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Invasions with M16A1 tend not to turn out so well. Delete.

>Why do you keep posting this nigger here?
What's your problem?

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the goat pig movie.

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Z
Orkz like dakka and red things
cute кoт

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Got it from here
nakedcapitalism.com/2022/08/a-marines-assessment-of-russias-military-operation-in-ukraine-a-profound-appreciation-of-all-three-realms-in-which-wars-are-waged.html

Don't know where to get that specific issue and the article

>Julian just realised Ukraine can't win
Reality has set in

I just hope, and I really do hope, that if the NPP gets fucked up and I get irradiated, Brussels gets nuked

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Russia destroyed a trillion in their own economic infrastructure, good will, and military equipment to own one of the least productive places on earth. A single company, Apple, in the US has a GDP 2.2x that of all of Ukraine.
We are witnessing one of the dumbest actions in history. Imagine if Putin had spent the war money modernizing his own people like China. That would of been scary. This is a clown show.

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She's ugly and it's shitting this place up.

I was there when Finn wrote a whole essay on /chug/

The amount of butthurt and seethe a bunch of anime porn addicts bring is insane

Post link plus screenshot please

thanks for sharing

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Imma be honest, she's a 7/10 and if I want to see 7s I'd just go outside and touch some grass. But go ahead and post an actual good looking grill

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Show pls

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Saddest thing about is that Goddamn USSR had teletanks and drones etc.
SAD! How USSR was 20% of worlds GeDePe, now Russia is importing Huawei and drones(?) from China?

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Z

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Such irony.
Like I said, the war is Novorossiya confederation Avengers moment.

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>She's ugly
Wrong
>it's shitting this place up.
Not anymore than you complaining about it does. Besides, she is on-topic: youtu.be/EM_3JcS_sXQ

youtube.com/watch?v=SO4p9DeaCkw

How long until they take Odessa?

Putin and US read the The Grand Chessboard, and Ukraine is essential for Russia's survival in Europe.

>didn't bother to draw the nipples
Fag

Yes, but I'm saying this because the furries fandom is on the Ukrainian side. Their Twitter posts alone speak for themselves.

>Zelenskyy asks government to look into legalizing gay marriage
Hope A3OB bros are happy
i mean, what could they expect of jewlensky??

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Soooo, Military Summary says the hohols have targeted the Kursk Nuclear Power Plant. What the fuck is going on? Has the commander-in-cuck said anything, done anything?

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HIMARSED

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Unironically soon, if people will stop posting do dos semanas más and start visualizing Russian (v)ictory

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youtube.com/watch?v=CVWh6G4fZMQ

Biden's looking like a slasher villain.