/cppg/ Creole Parole Patrol General #2 - 8/16/22

Actually live this time edition

Come watch Louisiana's convicts beg to be let out on parole. Also, watch them act genuinely retarded in the process.

>Link
youtube.com/watch?v=dt81RSYBWRg

>Schedule
s32082.pcdn.co/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/2022-PANEL-SCHEDULE-WEBSITE-1.pdf

>Today's Docket
webmail.corrections.state.la.us/www/paroleboarddockets.nsf/8dfdde76126b851a86257c6d007352da/6e8cfcb3e7cf9814862588a000477a61/$FILE/20220816DCI.pdf (Dixon Correctional Center (DCI))
webmail.corrections.state.la.us/www/paroleboarddockets.nsf/8dfdde76126b851a86257c6d007352da/630b6323fb51b601862588a000477a60/$FILE/20220816SPB.pdf (STATE POLICE BARRIACKS)

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first for fuck niggers

Combined docket, plus results from before

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Blessed baker

nice

being immune to hot sun is literally the one and only nigger advantage

Based

based

Do you think he realises he just agreed they shouldn't parole him?

>Yes mam

>pride member
what does this mean?

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>"on my squad tendin my gardens in the hot sun"
lmao this warden a modern day plantation master

lot of perks with that there job

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Nig has been inside for 26 years. If we are letting kiddie fuckers out I guess we can let him out too.

oh what I wouldnt do to be a plantation master. Just sit there all day sipping cold lemonade and ice team whipping niggers for being lazy

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Lol at that last cut

Next up: Harry Hills
>Habitual Schedule I drugs
>Contraband
I assume the contraband charge is from when he was in prison

lol it's their latent genetic behavior

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someone pointed out last thread the board was sitting far apart. i just noticed they're all wearing masks i guess someone got the coofs.

3 more cases left? This is epic bread but is past tendie time here.

They're letting everyone out today!

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The pills he was taking inside just knock you out. You don't get a buzz from them, they just put you to sleep, sort of like a tougher acting benedryl. There's no point in putting this guy through a bunch of substance abuse programs.

>this fucking bubba looking nigger
can they automatically deny based on looks

Does he have a fucking toothbrush mustache?

lmao this nigger is not getting out

>people
Louisiana is comprised of subhumans that should be exterminated

this new nigga got a hitler stache lmao

Bonus points for the hitler mustache.

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Harry
Hills
HH? With a Hitler mustache?
hmmmmmmmm

what the fuck is a mojo

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>born in 1488

synthetic weed shit fucks you up

heroin I believe.

toilet wine, mojo juice.

>6th felony offender dealing heroin
>Gets put in prison
>Starts dealing Mojo
Doesn't look good so far

grant this man parole the world needs him

>Just 4

>eight children
>four mothers
what the fuck

Just 4

How many mothers?
>just 4

Kek this thread certified white boys none of us know wtf mojo is

> 8 kids
> JUST 4 different mothers

It is funny they actually ask for the number of mothers.

8 FUCKING NIGS FROM THIS ONE

9 NIGS FROM LAST ONE

WHAT THE FUCK

i hate this country

Didn't he say he's 40?

How is his oldest kid 33?

Wtf time travelling nigger Hitler shit is this

nigger mojo is spice aka synthetic weed you people are retards pdmy4

SEVENTEEN NIGS FROM THIS GUY AND ALL OF THOSE 17 NIGS WILL DO THE SAME

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>I'm doing okay
You know that means he's failing that class.

I think he said 48.

>9th grade education
>4 weeks into ged
>8 kids, 4 baby mamas
lmao usa is fucked

Idiocracy

>"How much did you drink?"
>"Oh a LOOOTTTTTT!!"
lmao

holy fuck he doesn't know what the word sobriety means

>lmao usa is fucked
Yeah

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>can't be selfish

X10

seriously tho. I can barely afford having a dog. How are these niggers providing for 8 fucking kids FROM JAIL?

This monkey should write a fucking self help book. Rich Nigger Poor Nigger

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