Redpill me on squatting and shitting.
Redpill me on squatting and shitting
Cameron Long
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Carson Kelly
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Ryan Carter
Flag doesn't add up...
Caleb Reed
Squatting allows for safe bowel movements.
Ethan Green
If you eat healthy it doesn't matter.
David Price
Dominic Barnes
I tuck my head between my legs when shitting
William Garcia
Now THAT explains it all
>my shitting routine involves starting with pose 3 where I take the fattest, greatest shit and then I gradually rise to posture 1 overtime as I struggle to relief the rest of it
Jace Smith
Damn I used to think squat pooping was for 3rd worlders.
Daniel Hughes
Kek, i didnt see this picture before but i went from sqauting on regular toilet to right position instinctively, given i did full deep squats and still bening forward before, those dumps were 15 seconds of 0 effort complete empty job.
John Brown
its best to use the plank position and let it fall naturally toward the groin
Jackson Wright
>India
Landon Jones
shitting a jewish psyop
avoid it at all costs
Jaxson Miller
Just take the vaccine. It is really safe and effective.
Jordan King
I lift my feet up to the sides of my head like I do when I'm sucking my own cock
David Myers
buy a squatty potty or use something to put your feet on while you’re on toilet
Lincoln Williams
>he doesn't handstand while he shits in the shower
ngmi
Henry Hill
Anyone else have a defective dick which doesn't always drain all the way? I even vigrously shake but I think somethings wrong with my gun
Jonathan Martinez
It’s easier to Slav squat and shit.
Colton Bailey
Why stop at squatting
Andrew Gutierrez
Say what you want about Indians, but they really know how to take a shit.
Nolan Robinson
Just go post up like a gargoyle and try it, obviously it works, humans didn't evolve sitting on a toilet
Joseph Myers
Someone post the virgin sitter vs chad shitter pic
Noah Peterson
a meme
Elijah Gonzalez
incredibly based
everyday my dick touches porcelain and I struggle to clear the shit out of my pinched bowels
I need a new toilet with squat set up
Jackson Baker
>virgin sitter vs chad shitter
One of my favorites but don't have it in my gay phone
Isaiah Gutierrez
This one?
Kevin Williams
Holy shit it's him!
Ryan Taylor
Lean forward nigga.
Jayden Bailey
>post up like a gargoyle
Jacob Campbell
Thats it. Thanks user :)
Nathan Hill
Would it be a crime to knock that fucker out? I swear the west is begging for vigilantism as police fail to enforce laws and the criminals have more rights than everyone else. It's like fucking Gotham right now.
Hunter Flores
I spread my cheeks right before they hit the toilet seat then straighten my back leaning forward at maybe a 45 degree angle then gravity basically reaches into my ass and pulls out the shit almost instantaneously. How do you guys shit?
Ryan Wright
Zachary Carter
If you don't squatt does all the shit come out?
Luke Davis
Literally having a shit right now. What do I win?
Kayden Wood
>simply leaning forward while sitting on the toilet helps you poo
Yeah, I discovered this on my own when I was in my bathroom at home and bent over to pick up a towel and wipe my face.
Unironically yes.
Lucas Adams
I've been using a foot stool to put my feet on for years now. It's the way your body wants to do it. Trust me. It is far superior.
You don't have to squat like a slav on the seat. Do like I did, just keep a stool, for your stool.
Lincoln Russell
hard times create strong men, the pendulum swings back
Jose Parker
It never all comes out unless you're a serious alcoholic, but at that point, you can't risk farting without sitting on the toilet first.
>t. alcoholic who has great shits, but has thrown away multiple pairs of underwear
Leo Thomas
>that gif
holy shit the classic.
Levi Murphy
He's just taking a shit
Why would I be so angry?
Why would I be in a metro area?
Why would I be anywhere near a subway?
I live in the middle of nowhere in the mountains, I had to take a shit in a stream like 6 months ago with my back against a log and one leg on either side then splash water on my asshole hoping my girlfriend wouldn't see me
Leo Nguyen
The just don't know where to take the shit.